what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Evyxle]

As many as you want, send all of yours to the pound and you'll get double back!

How do I log off?

[keayi]

Throw the computer out of course!

What's the list?

[Evyxle]

The least valuable pets in the game, you can get any of them on there for free if you beg enough!

how do I name my pet?

[TympanicVibes]

You have to take the adoption certificate and retype it with the new name in size 12 Times New Roman font in Microsoft Word until its perfect. Then send it by mail to CS and it should take about a month for it to be certified.

How do I add items to my pet?

[paperrings]

u take your dads clothing, throw it at the wall, get Tess's adress. choose the clothes you want that are your dads. give them to tess, she will watch u eat the clothing with eat the clothes. she will watch u throw them up on the computer. AND TADA!

how do i get store petts????

[arbad]

go to walmart, and buy a single chicken breast (unless you want all the availiable pets, in which case but the 8 pack). take the chicken home and throw it at your computer screen using the foot on the side of your dominant hand (ex. dominant hand is right hand; use right foot). this creates a vortex in your computer screen which will take the breast(s) into another dimension-the internet-where Knad, the god of the Internet, will recieve your offering(s).
if Knad is pleased with your offering, once the vortex closes, a pop up will open, and you can pick whichever pet you want to have (unless you purchased the 8 pack, in which case you will recieve all of the availiable pets).

how do i use oekaki?

[paperrings]

u get a pen, stick it in your brothers mouth. Make a chicken smoothie (u will need a blender) then do some gibberish that sounds like this : OO! EEEE! KAAK! EE! then you put that on paper (with a pen). Stick the paper on the computer. then a dolphin will come out your window and he will say this: HELLO I AM ZUES THE DOLPHIN, DO U WANT AN OO! EE! KAAK! EE!1111!!!1!??/??//
you need to say the exact words that are on this paper: HEY ZUES ZUES ZUEEES I WILL MOO MOO MOOO FOR YOU YOU YOUUUU.
you also need to say Tess and Nick brought me from the higher kingdoms to get the princesses and fish. he will tell u how to use oekaki but u will be passed out by the horrible tea and cookies that Zues made. But he will tell u how to use it!

[paperrings]

how do u trade?

[Cjrieeisodo]

You give everything you own to Tess or Nick

What are C$ for?

[Nirakebe]

For making your parents happy!^^

What is Oekaki?