Mommy can I? V.2

[belaa]

No, that wouldn't be good for your stomach!

Mommy can I play in traffic?

[autobot.]

"No! You are going to destroy the world of dinosaurs!"

Mommy, can I ride a dinosaur that is purple and has wings, and it will take me to space? No, NARNIA!

[Sapphire Fox]

Okay, but make sure you don't come back

Mommy, can I kill the teacher?

[jelly0023]

go ahead i dont care


mommy, can i eat my computer?

[foxcat100]

nEVER IN YOUR LIFE!!

Mommy, can I turn my enemy Lacey into a poo monster?

[Warrior cats carcar]

ok just kill her father first..

Mommy can I jump off the bridge with my friends??

[forgive!]

only if your friends are stick horses.

mommy, can i rob the mac-donald's?

[fearthefuzzybear]

Of course. They're all mind-controlled dummies, after all.

Mommy, can I stab myself?

[_K9_]

Sure, just make sure to stab a toe or a finger, something that doesn't matter ^^


Mama, can I ball up my homework and shove it down my teacher's throat?? ♥

[fearthefuzzybear]

As long as it's purple, dear.

Mommy, why did I do that?