This is not a diary... It's a Piña Colada!

[Neon-chan]

My entry in the diary competition is about a girl from england.......


Collab???

[hamgehamge]

Foreword from the author:
Sorry this took a long time to do! I spent sometime revising the plot point of this entry, and also doing a lot of editing. Heh, sorry! If this entry isn't up to standards, just PM me, and give me a few suggestions about what you want to see next, after the next entry. There's still time to enter your pets into the Fallen or Frost, before next weeks entry (no prizes about guessing what it is! >:3) Okay, lets get on with the chapter!

Sup Colada.
Oh wait you can't answer.
Stupid me.
Xp

Anyway, as I said last time I spoke to you, I'm gonna tell you why "Princess Perfect" Panini is such a tyrant. I would call her something else, but I don't want to stain your pages with such dirt.
Your too precious to me :3
Sentimental time over, I'll just get on with the show.

*Turns off lights and sets up projecter and screen*
*Changes into official looking suit*


If I may have your attention, the court is now in session - Me

Sup? - Lean
*Panicked Screaming* HOW DID I GET HERE!?!? WHAT AM I WEARING!?!? - Izzy
Bruh, chill. It's called, not having any logic. - Me
Geez, you'd think I'd have some kind of forewarning, but not this time! Thanks Izzy Sense! Real help! >.< - Izzy
Wut? - Me and Lean
Nuthing... - Izzy
*Clears throat* Anyway, on with the session. Evidence A! *Pulls picture out of nowhere* - Me

Here we can clearly see subject Panini hypnotising an innocent bystander! - Me
Isn't that against school rules and the law? - Lean
Yes, yes it is. - Me
I'm gonna go do some snooping - Izzy
You can do that when the session is over - Me
I know! I'll set it as a mission for the Fallen! - Izzy
What's that? - Lean
Nothing of interest what so ever, nope, nah, nigh uh! - Me
If you say so... - Lean
Moving on! *Pulls up second picture* - Me

That looks awfully suspicious! - Izzy
Is she doing some form of spell on them? - Lean
Yes. Now look at this photo that was taken only seconds after! - Me

*Collective gasp*
She's gone! - Lean
No she's not! Zoom in down there! - Izzy
*Zooms in photo* - Me

Al that was there was a single flower


SHE WAS TURNED ITNO A FLOWER AGAINST HER OWN WILL! - Me
How very rude of her - Lean
This is more then rude! We may have a crisis on our hands here! We must band together and collectively use our powers to fight this new evil! - Izzy
Oh yeah, that reminds me, what exactly is your power? - Me
*Sweat drops* heheh, well, this isn't exactly the best place to show you. Oh look is that a bird! - Izzy

Izzy then proceeded to run out of the room like a headless chicken.

And then there was two - Lean
Yes, quite. The courts final verdict? - Me
So guilty it should be spayed in neon paint on her face! - Lean
Guilty it is then! - Me

Lean immediately went and, yes you've guessed it, spray painted Panini's house in bright pink paint.
And apparently I have to pay the bill to have it removed >.<

Well, there you have it Pina Colada. That's why Panini is evil!
Now, I must go get prepped for the mission Izzy is setting for the Fallen...

Ashley
xxx

[alienowl]

Mate. Totally not the Fallen. No sir.

[hamgehamge]

Sup guys!
If anyone says the sky I'm gonna scream...

So I've decided to do a Q/A about the Pina Colada! I will put the form here as well as on the [urlhttp://www.chickensmoothie.com/Forum/viewtopic.php?f=57&t=2595100#p82625567]front page[/url]!

Important things to remember when asking questions!
1) Please post your questions on the Fanclub!
2) Nothing to weird e.g "Where do you live?"
3) You can ask questions about me the author, because I don't give a damn about the fourth wall!
(Am I allowed to say Damn?)

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You can ask any question you want, about anything! And the best bit is...
THE ANSWERS ARE GOING TO BE ANIMATED!
I hope...

Naturally this will take a while, so don't expect it anytime soon.
Sorry but I'm a noobie animator, any tips would be greatly appreciated!

There will be entries in the mean time, just not as many!

Thanks for reading and good luck waiting!
Severn

P.S: Sorry for user change >.<

[Neon-chan]

Nooby animators 4 life!

[hamgehamge]

Let it be known that there are spoilers regarding the Anime/Manga Attack on Titan/Shingeki No Kyojin.
So read at your own risk!

Helllloooooooooooooooo Colada!
Not even gonna bother to correct myself that you can't answer me!
Wait, does that count?
>.<

Anyway, today is the day that I have to go on a scouting mission with the Fallen!
As usual, Emma sent a portal over for me to come through to get there.
Apparently you can't travel there normally because it exists "everywhere but nowhere".
I think they just watch to many spy movies.

Quick refresher incase you forgot what they all look like:
Emma Sophie Aaminah Akyra Izzy Alice

Hi everybody! - Me
Hello again! It's me, Izzy! *Frantic Waving* - Izzy
Sup. Don't mind Izzy btw, she just had coffee - Alice
Why we even let her have coffee is beyond me... Oh hiya Ashley! - Emma
Hello Ashley - Sophie
Nice to see you Ashley! How have you been? - Aaminah
It's good to see you again Ash - Akyra

Me and Akyra had seen quite a lot of each other recently, since I'd been moved to Outcasts and all. In fact, the group I was in had grown quite close to be honest. Most of it was just people who liked me. Panini couldn't have any of my supporters roaming around, oh no!

We have a new member as well, for you to meet before we start to train - Emma


Hello, my name is Skyler Swiftrunner. And I have air manipulation powers - Skyler
That sounds pretty cool! Oh yeah, my name is Ashley Amarant, with powers to control all types of plants! - Me
Can I quickly butt in there and correct that statement. Your power isn't just control over plants, but all organic matter. Izzy was doing some tests on various left over pieces of your plants from your fight with Sophie and Alice, when they suddenly started to react when Alice walked into the room. They were emitting odd electrical pulses, which seemed to correspond with her heart rate, until they sped up, and long story short, they manipulated Alice. - Aaminah
With enough training, you could learn to control others too. - Emma

Oh. Okay then. Noice. Perfect. Stupendous.
Now apparently I can control people.
Not creepy in the slightest.
Nope.
Not one bit.

It's high time I showed Ashley my main power! Please, can we get on with the training!? - Izzy
Lets go! You can be a real pain sometimes easy! - Sophie
Always glad to please >:3 - Izzy

We walked gradually towards the training room, I couldn't help but notice that there were only two sets of battle elements present.



I knew the first ones were mine, but the second one was a golden lightening bolt. I didn't imaging that having anything to do with Izzy.

Alright Izzy, you know what to do. But please, for the love of dog, don't squish Ashley! - Emma
Yeah yeah I know! - Izzy
Wait, squish me? How?! - Ashley

I got no reply as Izzy strode purposely towards the glowing lightning bolt and stood tall as it flowed into her.
She removed off her hoodie and googles and set them to one side.

Ever read AoT Ashley? - Izzy
Yeah, I liked it a bit- Me
Tut tut, scandalous. Well you know the shifters? - Izzy
Yeah, what does that have to do wi- oh Dog is that your power!? - Me

Izzy didn't reply, she strode around me and grinned.
Then she suddenly bit her front paw, drawing a bead of blood.
And of course there was a massive bang.
Typical Izzy >.<

The smoke cleared and I was suddenly face to face with this


She doesn't look that big does she?
Well lets do a size comparison:


That little green speck is me.
Yeah.
No more midget jokes for me.
Oh, did I not mention that everyone in our group is taller than her?

Well, lets continue this later shall we?
Cya
ASHLEY WHOSE ABOUT TO DIE
XXXXX

[DogLife.]

OMG! This is sooooooo good!

[trickszy]

is this discontinued or-