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[PanicAtTheDisco.]

WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDES A SMORE

[allo vera]

WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDES A SMORE

I Write Sins Not Shopping Receipts Lyrics
By Panic At The Discount
Oh
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small cornerstore,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more”
I chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of
Stocking the shh damn store”
No, It’s much better to buy these kinds of things, with a side of…
Well in fact,
Well I’ll check the back closet
I mean technically our stockings are great
Well this calls for a search
So, flash them flashlights
Oh! Well in fact
Well I’ll look for it in this place
I mean technically our stockings are great
Well this calls for a search
So flash them flashlights, flash them flashlights
I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of, stocking the shh damn store?”
No, Its much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
I chime in,
“Haven’t you people ever heard of stocking the shh damn store?!”
No, it’s much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
Again.
I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of, stocking the shh damn store?”
No, Its much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
I chime in,
“Haven’t you people ever heard of stocking the shh damn store?!”
No, it’s much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
Again.
“Hey guys, we found it!”
“That’s okay, we’re out of money anyways”

[ativanblues]

WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDES A SMORE

I Write Sins Not Shopping Receipts Lyrics
By Panic At The Discount
Oh
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small cornerstore,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more”
I chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of
Stocking the shh damn store”
No, It’s much better to buy these kinds of things, with a side of…
Well in fact,
Well I’ll check the back closet
I mean technically our stockings are great
Well this calls for a search
So, flash them flashlights
Oh! Well in fact
Well I’ll look for it in this place
I mean technically our stockings are great
Well this calls for a search
So flash them flashlights, flash them flashlights
I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of, stocking the shh damn store?”
No, Its much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
I chime in,
“Haven’t you people ever heard of stocking the shh damn store?!”
No, it’s much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
Again.
I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of, stocking the shh damn store?”
No, Its much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
I chime in,
“Haven’t you people ever heard of stocking the shh damn store?!”
No, it’s much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
Again.
“Hey guys, we found it!”
“That’s okay, we’re out of money anyways”

Absolutely beautiful.

sinsational, my friend.
sinsational.

[PanicAtTheDisco.]

WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDES A SMORE

the kids bop version

[creed.]

i lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt

but i make these high heels work ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[PanicAtTheDisco.]

i lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt

but i make these high heels work ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I SAW THIS ON HIS INSTA AND IT MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD

[wooyoung]

Username: 0ikawa
Preferred Pronouns: he/him
Favorite Song or Album: I Write Sins not Tragedies / A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
(see previous question)Why?: It's the first song I've ever heard by them and I love how catchy it is! And the album is great because I used to listen to it every night when doing my homework a year ago :^ )
How long have you liked P!ATD?: Around 2 years!!

[crasher.]

username: crasher, but go ahead and call me crash
preferred pronouns: mostly he/him, but they/them is okay as well!
favorite song or album: i physically cannot bring myself to choose a
favorite album, but my favorite song is probably a tie between trade
mistakes and turn off the lights, both from vices & virtues
why?: just because both of those songs mean a lot to me and because
i relate to them more so than i do with most of their other songs
how long have you liked P!ATD?: i remember first hearing i write sins
at my best friend's house in, like, sixth grade and i've been in love ever
since. so i guess... four or five years, give or take?

[heizou]

WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDES A SMORE

I Write Sins Not Shopping Receipts Lyrics
By Panic At The Discount
Oh
Well imagine,
As I’m pacing the aisles in a small cornerstore,
And I can’t help but to hear,
No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words
“What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker
“And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more”
I chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of
Stocking the shh damn store”
No, It’s much better to buy these kinds of things, with a side of…
Well in fact,
Well I’ll check the back closet
I mean technically our stockings are great
Well this calls for a search
So, flash them flashlights
Oh! Well in fact
Well I’ll look for it in this place
I mean technically our stockings are great
Well this calls for a search
So flash them flashlights, flash them flashlights
I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of, stocking the shh damn store?”
No, Its much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
I chime in,
“Haven’t you people ever heard of stocking the shh damn store?!”
No, it’s much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
Again.
I chime in with a
“Haven’t you people ever heard of, stocking the shh damn store?”
No, Its much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
I chime in,
“Haven’t you people ever heard of stocking the shh damn store?!”
No, it’s much better to buy these kinds of things
With a side of cornbread and some chicken wings
Again.
“Hey guys, we found it!”
“That’s okay, we’re out of money anyways”

oml how did i only just see this. i laughed so hard i snorted milk.

[h e l l o]

WHAT A SHAME THE POOR GROOMS BRIDES A SMORE

-snip-

oml how did i only just see this. i laughed so hard i snorted milk.

...

*coughing intensifies*

those lyrics are certainly funny lmao