Mommy can I? V.2

My gallery · by **Saiun** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:34 pm

i don't approve of you eating peridot's hair. however, you may do the other things.

mommy, can i blow up the sun?

My gallery · by **slug** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:36 pm

sorry hun,its not possible.

mommy can i dress like a girl?

My gallery · by **scarlet benoit** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:36 pm

Yes, dear. But you won't be any prettier.

Mumsy, can I throw baguettes covered in mustard and peanut butter at Donald Trump?

My gallery · by **vampz** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:16 pm

No, honey, we need those for Hillary Clinton.

Mommy, can I go to the shooting range?

My gallery · by **Phina Wolf** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:17 pm

Only if you take a friend.

Mommy, can I get a dog? I'd buy it myself.

My gallery · by **§~Dawn~§** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:19 pm

If you keep it in your room, then yes.

Mommy canz I play with you?

My gallery · by **scarlet benoit** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:46 pm

Yes, dear. Let's play hide and seek!

Mom, can I eat my toes?

My gallery · by **VeryRareVibes** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:52 pm

No Dear You'll Attract Cannibals.

Mommy Can I Get Dog Poo And Throw It At Donald Trump?

My gallery · by **scarlet benoit** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:09 pm

No, darling child. He'll just be mean to you.

Mommy, can I pet the wolf?

My gallery · by **Phina Wolf** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:10 pm

Only if you let it sniff your hand first.

Mummy, can I eat a 5 lb. gummy bear?