Mommy can I? V.2

My gallery · by **scarecrowz** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:00 pm

*reads newspaper* sure honey go ahead

mommy can I go to outer space with Bill Nye the science guy? *does cute smile*

My gallery · by **✦ nemuri** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:17 pm

... No, because I'm pretty sure he's a stalker.

Mommy can I go slap that sparkly vampire in the face? owo

My gallery · by **crabodile** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:23 pm

Yes, but don't get bit!

Mommy can I play with the lions?

My gallery · by **ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ. ᴏᴅᴅ.** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:46 pm

Sure! Just make sure you don't get eaten.

Mommy, can I learn to twerk like Miley?

My gallery · by **scarlet benoit** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:48 pm

No, dear. It's not nice to make fun of disabled people's health conditions.

Mom, can I eat animals?

My gallery · by **ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ. ᴏᴅᴅ.** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:50 pm

That's terrible! It's supposed to be the other way around, they eat us, silly.

Mommy, can I play with the chainsaw?

My gallery · by **scarlet benoit** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 2:53 pm

Yes, dear. And make sure you hide in bushes and hop out at people!

Mum, can I kidnap Thomas Brodie-Sangster and keep him in my closet?

My gallery · by **nyasuka** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:10 pm

Noooo

CAN I MOVE TO OREGON AND GO TO GRAVITY FALLS AND WATCH BILL RULE IN WEIRDMAGEDDON : Does a big smile

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My gallery · by **scarlet benoit** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:11 pm

No, dear. You'll melt in the rain.

Mommy, can I PLEASE have Thomas Sangster to keep in my closet? Please?

My gallery · by **nyasuka** » Fri Jan 29, 2016 3:29 pm

Yes.
Can I eat peridot's hair or eat bill cipher
or can I ship a demonic dorito with a demonic flower??