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[epilogue]

Omg I'm dying.

Warning foul language

this is my fav vid of all time lmao

"And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record "

[allo vera]

Omg I'm dying.

nvm not posting the link because yeah.


Has anyone seen the History of FOB with drunk Brendon?

yesyesyesyesyes.

It’s summer of 2001, Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “yo, I know about music” and Patrick’s like “yo, I know more about music” “that’s impossible. Do You wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like “…yeah… that’s cool.” And then he’s like “ yo, this is a book store its not a music store!” And then they met at Patrick’s house

[creed.]

It was the summer of 2001. Joe meets Patrick and he’s like, “Yo. I know about music.” And Patrick’s like, “Yo. i know more about music.” “That’s impossible. D'you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah, that’s cool.” And then he’s like, “Yo, this is a book store, it’s not a music store!” And then, they met at Patrick’s house. So Patrick’s wearing shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some freakin’ reason. And Pete’s there, for some reason. They start playin’ music together. They’re like “Oh, let’s play some freakin’ covers from some other bands.” It was like Green Day… and freakin’ Misfits… and freakin’ Ramones… Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this stuff up.” “Yo. We played all these bands, let’s play stuff from Fall Out Boy.” And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a freakin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer! And Patrick’s like, “Yo, I got a soul voice.” And they’re like, “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?” And he’s like, “Yo, watch this: YEeeEeeEeeEee
EeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEaAAAAHHH!” And they’re like, “Oh my god, that sounds like soul!” So they put it in a song, and it was like, “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIIGHT?!” And then they’re like, “Yo, that’s freakin’ perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it. …With your ex-girlfriend. It’s called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. It’s called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it’s real and it doesn’t matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like “Yo, what the FUDGE! Yo, this is gonna be freakinn’ doooope!” So they made a record, and it was called Take This to Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like, Josh Freese… Neil Peart, the dude from Toto… The fourth one was like the guy from like Papa Roach or something. And they’re like, “Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take This to Your Grave. Freakin’ record it.” And he did it, and he killed it, and he was like bigadigalulululululuPSSHHH! Killin’ the skins! Tappin’ the skins, tappin’ the rim. Playin’ the sh**. Killin’ these b*****s. Wrappin’ it out. (You’re getting a freaking tattoo right now! What the f*** is going on?!)“We should get signed to Fueled by Ramen. Cause these guys know what the f*** is goin’ on.” They were like, “Yo. If you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not f****n’ hard. We will sign you guys.” He was like, “Yo! We got this record that’s f****n’ dope, dude!” It’s called, Take This to Your Grave. And it’s called From Under the Cork Tree, it’s gonna be f***ing huge. And then Patrick’s like, “I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album, it’s called – burp – It’s called Thanks for the Memories, Twenty Dollar Nose Bleed, and Sugar We’re Goin’ Down.” And they made this record that was f***ing dope and it f***ing hit on the charts, like one, two, three! Three two one! Three four five six seven eight nine teeen! Ten to one! From Under the Cork Tree sold like, four million records. … Ten million records! …Fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record! And Patrick is like, “That’s GOooOooOooOooOooOooOd!”Pete was like, “Yo, F**K YOU! I can do whatever I want!” Joe was like, “…yeah, it’s cool man, whatever. I don’t give a s***.” And then Andy was like, “….eh.. cool.” And Pete was like, “Makeup is freakin’ great for a guy. Because, it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lotta times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.” cut to Brendon spitting for 30 seconds (shutthef***– oh, f**k.. alright, alright.)Pete was like, “Oh my god, I’m so embarassed about this pic!” And then I saw the pic and I was like, “Eh, it’s not bad.” It’s not a bad d***. Let’s be real. We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us. They were so pissed! They were like, “Yo, f**k you guys!” They’re like, “YO! Panic has the f***ing cover of Rolling Stone? Yo, F**K these dudes! We’re gonna go f***ing miles above! We’re gonna hit every f***in’ continent there is known to man!” But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently. They were like, “Oh, s**t, we got every continent!” But they didn’t actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like, “what the F**K?!” Oh, you didn’t make the continent.. It’s like f**k you! So, From Under the Cork Tree Happens, we f***in’ have three, four years of awesomeness… Like, people are c***ing on themselves, cause it’s so big. *People talking in the background, Brendon spills/pours beer on himself* Alright. So, Fall Out Boy was like, So Patrick’s like, “Yo, we’re gonna name this record from uru-From Under the Cork Tree and from inity-isf- *laugh* From Infinity on High. Pete was like, "Yo. Folie A Deux means the theatric of two. Oh, sorry, I’m sorry. Fall Out Boy was like, "Yo, we gotta take a break.” Meaning, Pete was like, “Yo. We gotta take a break, bruh.” And Patrick’s like, “I need time for my music. OOHH!” And Joe’s like, “Yo. I need time to find the f***in’ art, dude. I gotta find some f***in’ meau-metal.” And Andy’s like, “I’m just gonna play with some f***in’ metal bands.” And they’re like, “Alright. This break’s been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long.” Three and a half..? “We gotta f***in’ come back, man. We gotta come back strong. (You took my beer away! What the f**k? someone in the back: you poured it all over yourself! you poured it on yourself, man.)"We gotta make this s**t legit, it’s gonna be f***in’ dope. It’s gonna go f***in’ sky high. We’re gonna make a f***in’ record that sails the skies. We’re gonna call this record… Save Rock and Roll.” So they made Alone Together, Light ‘Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everybody’s like, “What the f**k? You’re workin’ with this guy who f***in’ recorded Avril Lavigne and Pink..”(There’s p- what the f**k is on my shirt, did I puke on myself? *people in the background telling him he poured beer on himself* oh, god..)Pete was like, “Yo, we’re gonna end up on a tour with Panic! at the Disco and Twenty Pilots.” And that’s all. That’s all that matters. And that’s just how the f**in’ story goes.

if you want me to delete this i will

[h e l l o]

@breadbin
fab user

and wow that effort lmao

i never realized how much beeb cursed in the video lmao

[epilogue]

It was the summer of 2001. Joe meets Patrick and he’s like, “Yo. I know about music.” And Patrick’s like, “Yo. i know more about music.” “That’s impossible. D'you wanna start a band?” And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah, that’s cool.” And then he’s like, “Yo, this is a book store, it’s not a music store!” And then, they met at Patrick’s house. So Patrick’s wearing shorts, and socks, and a hat. Patrick is playing drums for some freakin’ reason. And Pete’s there, for some reason. They start playin’ music together. They’re like “Oh, let’s play some freakin’ covers from some other bands.” It was like Green Day… and freakin’ Misfits… and freakin’ Ramones… Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this stuff up.” “Yo. We played all these bands, let’s play stuff from Fall Out Boy.” And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a freakin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer! And Patrick’s like, “Yo, I got a soul voice.” And they’re like, “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?” And he’s like, “Yo, watch this: YEeeEeeEeeEee
EeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEeeEaAAAAHHH!” And they’re like, “Oh my god, that sounds like soul!” So they put it in a song, and it was like, “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIIIIIIIIIGHT?!” And then they’re like, “Yo, that’s freakin’ perfect. This is Fall Out Boy.” And they made records like Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend. Evening Out with Your Ex-Girlfriend, everybody loves it. …With your ex-girlfriend. It’s called Evening Out With Your Ex-Girlfriend. It’s called Eating Out Your Girlfriend, and it’s real and it doesn’t matter. And Pete talked to Patrick and Joe and he was like “Yo, what the FUDGE! Yo, this is gonna be freakinn’ doooope!” So they made a record, and it was called Take This to Your Grave. They made it without a drummer! And they had like three, four drummers come in. The four drummers they had come in were like, Josh Freese… Neil Peart, the dude from Toto… The fourth one was like the guy from like Papa Roach or something. And they’re like, “Yo, we need Andy Hurley. Andy Hurley. Take This to Your Grave. Freakin’ record it.” And he did it, and he killed it, and he was like bigadigalulululululuPSSHHH! Killin’ the skins! Tappin’ the skins, tappin’ the rim. Playin’ the sh**. Killin’ these b*****s. Wrappin’ it out. (You’re getting a freaking tattoo right now! What the f*** is going on?!)“We should get signed to Fueled by Ramen. Cause these guys know what the f*** is goin’ on.” They were like, “Yo. If you can make our scene any bigger than it is, which is not f****n’ hard. We will sign you guys.” He was like, “Yo! We got this record that’s f****n’ dope, dude!” It’s called, Take This to Your Grave. And it’s called From Under the Cork Tree, it’s gonna be f***ing huge. And then Patrick’s like, “I gotta keep it real, I gotta keep it artistic, these are three songs that are gonna make the album, it’s called – burp – It’s called Thanks for the Memories, Twenty Dollar Nose Bleed, and Sugar We’re Goin’ Down.” And they made this record that was f***ing dope and it f***ing hit on the charts, like one, two, three! Three two one! Three four five six seven eight nine teeen! Ten to one! From Under the Cork Tree sold like, four million records. … Ten million records! …Fifteen million records! And Brendon Urie had nothing to do with the entire record! And Patrick is like, “That’s GOooOooOooOooOooOooOd!”Pete was like, “Yo, F**K YOU! I can do whatever I want!” Joe was like, “…yeah, it’s cool man, whatever. I don’t give a s***.” And then Andy was like, “….eh.. cool.” And Pete was like, “Makeup is freakin’ great for a guy. Because, it makes a guy look beautiful. Which a lotta times, a guy is not beautiful. And I wanna change that. I wanna make sure that everybody thinks that guys are beautiful.” cut to Brendon spitting for 30 seconds (shutthef***– oh, f**k.. alright, alright.)Pete was like, “Oh my god, I’m so embarassed about this pic!” And then I saw the pic and I was like, “Eh, it’s not bad.” It’s not a bad d***. Let’s be real. We made Rolling Stone one issue before Fall Out Boy. And Fall Out Boy made the issue right after us. They were so pissed! They were like, “Yo, f**k you guys!” They’re like, “YO! Panic has the f***ing cover of Rolling Stone? Yo, F**K these dudes! We’re gonna go f***ing miles above! We’re gonna hit every f***in’ continent there is known to man!” But they didn’t! Because they missed a second of time. Apparently. They were like, “Oh, s**t, we got every continent!” But they didn’t actually hit it. Dude, Pete was like, “what the F**K?!” Oh, you didn’t make the continent.. It’s like f**k you! So, From Under the Cork Tree Happens, we f***in’ have three, four years of awesomeness… Like, people are c***ing on themselves, cause it’s so big. *People talking in the background, Brendon spills/pours beer on himself* Alright. So, Fall Out Boy was like, So Patrick’s like, “Yo, we’re gonna name this record from uru-From Under the Cork Tree and from inity-isf- *laugh* From Infinity on High. Pete was like, "Yo. Folie A Deux means the theatric of two. Oh, sorry, I’m sorry. Fall Out Boy was like, "Yo, we gotta take a break.” Meaning, Pete was like, “Yo. We gotta take a break, bruh.” And Patrick’s like, “I need time for my music. OOHH!” And Joe’s like, “Yo. I need time to find the f***in’ art, dude. I gotta find some f***in’ meau-metal.” And Andy’s like, “I’m just gonna play with some f***in’ metal bands.” And they’re like, “Alright. This break’s been like three years long. Two years long. Three years long.” Three and a half..? “We gotta f***in’ come back, man. We gotta come back strong. (You took my beer away! What the f**k? someone in the back: you poured it all over yourself! you poured it on yourself, man.)"We gotta make this s**t legit, it’s gonna be f***in’ dope. It’s gonna go f***in’ sky high. We’re gonna make a f***in’ record that sails the skies. We’re gonna call this record… Save Rock and Roll.” So they made Alone Together, Light ‘Em Up, Alone Together, Phoenix. And everybody’s like, “What the f**k? You’re workin’ with this guy who f***in’ recorded Avril Lavigne and Pink..”(There’s p- what the f**k is on my shirt, did I puke on myself? *people in the background telling him he poured beer on himself* oh, god..)Pete was like, “Yo, we’re gonna end up on a tour with Panic! at the Disco and Twenty Pilots.” And that’s all. That’s all that matters. And that’s just how the f**in’ story goes.

if you want me to delete this i will

I love how he says Twety Pilots

[raven queen.]

Drunk history is iconic man. I think I've sent my friends the entire script around 6 times now? Its to the point where if I go "it was the summer of 2001," and they all groan.

[epilogue]

Drunk history is iconic man. I think I've sent my friends the entire script around 6 times now? Its to the point where if I go "it was the summer of 2001," and they all groan.

I always send them a link to the video. When I say "WHOOPS LINK COING YOUR WAY" my friend Haruka says "Oh God not Brendon again"

[junky.]

Username: mardy bum.
Preferred Pronouns: anything
Favorite Song or Album: impossible year??? its really hard to pick a favorite lets be honest
(see previous question)Why?: cause im sinatra trash....also reminds me of ryro
How long have you liked P!ATD?: probably late 2014. (i contemplated saying since the summer of 2001)

[h e l l o]

Drunk history is iconic man. I think I've sent my friends the entire script around 6 times now? Its to the point where if I go "it was the summer of 2001," and they all groan.

same.

you don't know how many times i've started a school presentation off like this


Me: it was the summer of 2001..
everyone: *groans*
Me: whoops wrong story l:

[epilogue]

Drunk history is iconic man. I think I've sent my friends the entire script around 6 times now? Its to the point where if I go "it was the summer of 2001," and they all groan.

same.

you don't know how many times i've started a school presentation off like this


Me: it was the summer of 2001..
everyone: *groans*
Me: whoops wrong story l:

Lol I'd do it just to tick them off xD