1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[WolfieNature]

2247

1: go to the bakery and order some cakes, when they give it to ya smash one in their face then run through the store smashing cakes in people's face

2: open a basketball goal and set it up by the main walkway and start playing basketball with a few teams and every ten minutes throw basketballs at people saying " Think fast!"

3: open a bag of chips and offer one to people sticking your hand in the bag. If they say yes or no, eat dat chip

[Mckarca]

#2248

Put on a kilt and play the bagpipes super loud by the checkout lines. While still playing the bagpipes, proceed to jump up onto as many check out counters as possible and dance an Irish jig (stomp on people's purchases for extra points). When someone of authority comes over to try and stop you, throw your bagpipes in their direction. Proceed to the nearest shelves (or whatever works) and perform some awesome parkour moves (even more bonus points if you can find a way to the ceiling and swing from the rafters or lights or whatever there is). Make sure to have several escape plans already set in place and be ready to flee when the police arrive.

[WerewolfBones]

2249

Find a basketball, if you cannot acquire a basketball get a bouncy ball the size of a basket ball.

Bounce your chosen ball while getting in people's ways and start singing "Get'cha head in the game"

As you escape, stand at the doors dramatically and sing as
Loud as possible "MY HEAD'S IN THE GAME BUT MY HEARTS IN THE SONG"
then dance away, don't bring the ball with you, your trying to get kicked out of Walmart not put in prison for stealing.

[Kerri Sick]

2250:

Build a castle out of toilet paper and paper towels. Make the entrances at the ends of an aisle (preferrably one with popular items). Stand at one end, and scream "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" at anyone who tries to get in.

[space outlaw]

2251:

1. Turn on the nearest TV
2. Change the channel to the weather channel
3. Grab a megaphone
4. Start shouting into the megaphone "WE'RE GONNA HAVE THUNDERSNOW! THUUUNDERSNOW! OOOOOOH, THERE'S A BIG ONE! OOH! IT'S A TWOFER!"
5. Play schmoyoho's thundersnow song into the megaphone before getting kicked out

[slug]

2252

stay until closing time c:

[Naturally.]

2249

Find a basketball, if you cannot acquire a basketball get a bouncy ball the size of a basket ball.

Bounce your chosen ball while getting in people's ways and start singing "Get'cha head in the game"

As you escape, stand at the doors dramatically and sing as
Loud as possible "MY HEAD'S IN THE GAME BUT MY HEARTS IN THE SONG"
then dance away, don't bring the ball with you, your trying to get kicked out of Walmart not put in prison for stealing.

2253
And after you do that, throw the basketball at the nearest person and scream "GET DUNKED ON KID" while Megalovania plays in the background

[slug]

#2254

do the stupid dance from kampfer.
and scream at the manager.

[L.V.L]

2255
Get a group of friends together.
Get a bouncy ball from the rack that they have
Each pair of two goes in one aisle next to each other.
And then throw the ball to the pair on the next aisle

[may,]

2256

1. get a kart and start putting stuff in it that equals $75,996.84.
2. go to the checkout aisle and pay in pennies.
3. lose track of how much you counted about 3 times.
4. then count to $75,996.80 and then stop counting.
5. finally stare in the cashiers eyes and say "uhhhhhhhhhh" for about 2 minutes and then say you lost track of how much you counted again.