DIARY?!? HELLLOO! IT'S A DALEK!!

[Toy Dragon]

HWY DIDN'T I FIND THIS SOONER!!!
*Smashes mark button in rage*

[namjoon.]

HWY DIDN'T I FIND THIS SOONER!!!
*Smashes mark button in rage*

xD #Smallsiggie

[cosmos.;]

*impatiently waits for next entry*

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

jk, take your time with the collab

[namjoon.]

*impatiently waits for next entry*

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

jk, take your time with the collab

xD
I'm glad you're liking it!


Will start this weekend! Maybe...

[namjoon.]

x333 R.I.P Tardie-
Yay! It's up! D I hope you like it! #StevenUniverse!

Hi, Dalek!
Anyways, onto the stare-ey thingy. A dog walked up to me and Snowy.
<-- This one


??: Um, who in the world are you? And I didn't know an outfit like yours even existed.
Me: ..... Umm... Hi..?
Snowy *steps forward and glares down her nose at the girl* : Um, but excuse me, Emo, your sense of fashion is even - No, you don't even have a sense of fashion!
Scary Girl *glares back*: Oh, really, little girl? How about expanding your vocabulary a little? Can you not find a word to describe my sense of fashion?! *turns away from Snowy* Not like I care, though.
Me: Um, guys... Could we just stop arguing and... get this party started...?
Snowy: You're right, Clara. I don't have the time to talk to a measly emo.
Scary Girl *growls*: Watch your tongue, loser, or I will cut it off with my scythe.
Snowy: You wouldn't dare touch a hair on my pelt, scythe obsessed dork.
Scary Girl: Let me prove it to you.

She suddenly raced across the floor with her scythe in her jaws. Everyone jumped out of the way, yelling, screaming, sobbing "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE" or applauding. And- Being me, SCREAMED MY HEAD OFF. Wait- WHY WOULD ANYONE BE APPLAUDING!? Isn't this illegal?!

Me *Runs around flailing arms around*: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLPPPPPPPPPPP MEEE!

Snowy performed a perfect ballet spin-thing in an attempt to dodge. Scary Girl easily caught the move and swung her scythe. Dang, she's scary. -

Snowy: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!

Instead of cleaving through her neck, she tilted her wrist a little so it instead slashed through a chunk of her long, glossy, eyeball-white hair - I kind of... Freaked.

Me *Silently panics*: WHATWHATWHATWHATWHATT!?


Everything burst into chaos. I'll organize the facts simply -Two guys rushed up to tackle Scary girl, some people let out booes, someone screamed and one dog snapped a photo and posted it on Instabark. I wonder what's their username?

<----- Guy 1
<------ Guy 2
<----- Girl 1

Person: HASHTAG - QUEEN BEE GETS ATTACKED BY A SCYTHE WIELDING... Um... EMO! *Sends off*
Girl 1: IT'S CHAOS IN HERE! YEAH, THAT WAS A RANDOM GUY POSTING IT ON INSTABARK - *Drops camera* WHOOPS!
Snowy: MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR! YOU RUINED IT, YOU...
Guy 1: GET OFF HER! SHE'S MINE!
Guy 2: I'M HELPING HER! GET YOUR MEASLY BUTT OUT OF HERE!
Both Guys: I'M TRYING TO HELP SNOWY!

UGH. DRAMA. I couldn't take it. It was getting ANNOYING. I fluttered up high so everyone could see me. My tail was starting to change colour. It was turning Dark Red.

Me *Screams at top of lungs*: SHUT UP AND LET ME SAY SOMETHING!

Everyone stopped, shut up, and started at me. My tail also changed back to it's normal colour.

Me: Phew. Finally. Some peace and quiet. *wipes forehead* Anyone with the music playlist here? *looks around*



DJ: You want to suggest a song?
Me: You bet! Now, let me see... um, think.... I honestly think 'Safety Dance' is pretty awesome. 'Light 'em up - or you might know it as 'My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark' - By... Um... I think it was Fall Out Wolves or something.
DJ: Sure! If that's it -
Me: Oh! And 'the Day of the Doctor' is amazing!
DJ: Um, okay. They'll be played after... *glances at playlist* This one. Anything else?
Me *Flutters back down*: Nope! Now, everyone, if you'd just... Go off and do some dancing...?

I walked to Eddieward after that.

Me: What 'cha mean you have another date?! Wasn't I -
Edward: Well, you see, you're family, and it's not an actual date...
Me: But you said I was your first choice! You can't just change your mind!
I made a face like this-
Edward: Um, sorry, Clara, but -



???: I'm sorry to bother you, dear, but Edward? Who are you talking to?
Edward: Oh, Tessa! There you are! I was just about to find you! *turns to me* You can leave now, if you want.
Me: Wait, what?! You mean -
Edward *Takes Tessa's paw* : Let's go for a dance, shall we?
Tessa: We shall.
I made another face like this-
Me *Blocks way*: Fine, EDDIE. *Storms to Snowy*

It felt good humiliating Edward and calling him Eddie. Anyways, Snowy was crying her head off. FOR 10 MINUTES. A bunch of Popular girls walked up to me.



Pink dress girl: Hey! Are you like Snowy's like, second-in like, command?
Me: I think so...?
Purple Bow Girl: Then you like,need to like,
Glitter-ey Girl: Help her!
Cherry Blossom Girl: Yeah! 'Cause like, her old one turned like, dorky and like, nerdy! Gross!
Me: Wait- Me!?! Her Second-In-Command!? Also, what're your names?
Pink Dress Girl: I'm like, Jasmine, the purple one is Violencia, or like, Violet, the glitter-ey on is Caramel, and like, the last one is Cherry Bloom.
Me: Okay, then! I'll just go now... *Runs to the girls toilet dragging Snowy along*

~IN LE LOO~

Okay, so, I lost my colour pen, so I'll have to write in black now...

Snowy: WAHHHH!!! ;o;
Me: Umm... Okay Snowy, Just umm... Calm down!
Snowy: BUT MY HAIRRRRRR!!!!
Me: Why don't you call your uncle then?
Snowy *Gives her phone to me*: CALL MY UNCLE ANDY!!! WAHHHHH!
Me *Calls her Uncle Andy*: Hello? Is this umm... Andy.. *Reads name* Andy Snowfur?
Andy: Like, yes, dahhhhh-lin'! Is this my favourite niece's, friend?
Me *Puts duct tape on Snowy's mouth and covers phone*: Shh! Umm, if you mean Snowy, then yes. Anyways, some scary scythe-wielding emo girl umm... Chopped off half of Snowy's hair. WE NEED HELPPPPPPPPPPPP! We're in Pawford Highschool, in the girls bathroom next to the gym!
Andy: O-mah-gawsh! I'll send my assistants right away! *Hangs up*
Me *Pulls off duct tape on Snowy's mouth*: Now STOP. You're uncles assistants are-

The assistants burst into the room.

Assistants *Pushes me over and run the Snowy*: Quick! Quick!

I didn't see much then. But, in less than 2 minutes, Snowy had her Long, White, Curly hair back.

Snowy: Ahh! I feel so much better! You can go now, assistants!
Assistants: Go go go! *Run out*
Me *Gives her phone back*: What?
Snowy: Oh, Clara! You can go now! I've got a date to dance with!
Me: ...Okay then, I guess.

We walked out. I went outside, into the garden behind the gym, and Snowy went off dancing. I met Skyler there.

Me: Hi Skyler!
Skyler: Hello! How's it going?
Me: Pretty nice, I guess... I.. I also have to tell you something...
Skyler: Yeah?
Me: I think I'm officially Snowy's Second-In-Command...
Skyler: What?! She's like, the Queen Of EVIL
Me: I figured. After all, she doesn't really like hoodies on girls.
Skyler: Yeah. Well, good for you! Well, wanna go back into the gym?
Me: Sure!

Well, that's all for today. I wonder who my roomie is... Well, bye!


GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

C.R

[cosmos.;]

coolio

Haven't been watching the newest episodes of SU yet - I need to find out who that Gem is. She reminds me of Lemongrab from adventure time

[namjoon.]

coolio

Haven't been watching the newest episodes of SU yet - I need to find out who that Gem is. She reminds me of Lemongrab from adventure time

Yas. Lemongrab. xDD

[cosmos.;]

i hope you will all marvel at my art
aka the fail fanart.
how i love pixlr



I hope that didn't freak you out so much you don't reply XD

[namjoon.]

i hope you will all marvel at my art
aka the fail fanart.
how i love pixlr



I hope that didn't freak you out so much you don't reply XD

That's scary. NIGHTMARESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[cosmos.;]

i hope you will all marvel at my art
aka the fail fanart.
how i love pixlr



I hope that didn't freak you out so much you don't reply XD

That's scary. NIGHTMARESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

and that, people, is why I don't do fanart
I was kinda hoping it would go put in the fanclub. anyways XD