1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Happily Wrathful]

2229

Get lipstick and on everyone's forehead draw a line with the lipstick while saying "Simba..."

2231
Grab someone's baby after putting lipstick on their head and climp to the top of a shelf and raise the baby while singing the first song in the lion king.

[goldEagle_04]

2232
kick, punch, or scream at everything or every person like they owe you money

[lesen.]

2233

Bring your pet Water Buffalo with you, and let it eat whatever it wants.

[BritishAmethyst]

2234
Bring ten dogs and one bone and throw it down an isle with oots of people in it

[scarecrowz]

2235

Release a wild bird in the store and yell so the bird is scared and it flies everywhere

[marston<3]

Put your hand on bread and scream MY PRECIOUS

[Geschrieben]

2237
Stand in the noodle isle (preferably dressed as a worker) and whenever someone picks up store-brand noodles walk up to them and say, "Now that's using your noodle."

[Naturally.]

2238
Plug your iPhone into a portable speaker, crank it on full volume, hide it somewhere and play nyan cat for 10 hrs

[BunsBunsBuns]

2239

--Touch all the melons.

[goldEagle_04]

2240
crash into the store by slamming in to the wall, and then eating all the food for your dinner