what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[still]

a strange 7-toed type of cat with a pickle obsession.
What's BB-code?

[ativanblues]

When you fail at unlocking an ipad 666 times.

What is a poll?

[geno]

pole: a long, slender, rounded piece of wood or metal, typically used with one end placed in the ground as a support for something.

How do I adopt from the pound?

[SunlightSong]

It's too long a process to take up in only one session, but I will try to summarize it here. Typically, you have to submit an application form of sorts which includes a complete bio and references, as well as a record of every pet you've ever owned. It would be best if you can provide recent photographs and/or witness accounts. If this initial application was accepted, you would have to go through a rigorous second phase application process, including a formal interview and actual interaction with wanted pet.

How do you make the font size smaller?

[Seali1]

you go on a smaller device and the words will look smaller

how do i post a drawing

[Akiru]

You'll need some stamps, so the post office can properly post your drawing depending on where you want to send it.

How do I dress up pets?

[SunlightSong]

What's really difficult is trying to get them to sit still.

How do you get those nice pictures at the end of your posts?

[still]

It's simple: First, dig a tunnel to the Earth's core, then knock 17.2 times. Finally, a sun burnt okapi will let you in. When in, fit more than 45 buttered rolls in your mouth and you will be granted the magical ability to attach pictures to your posts.

How can I change my stamp collection?

[topazius.]

Gift someone your mosted prized possesion and you are now able to edit it.


How do I get a list?

[rainbowcatfish8888]

First, you get a pen. Then, you get a piece of paper. After that, you use the pen to write a bunch of objects down on the paper!

How do I get c$?