1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Geralt&Ciri<3]

Take all the trolleys/shopping carts and fill them up with everything
Including other shoppers

[mewtheblue1]

2,212 going down the isles in a shopping cart with a broom and knocking down all the food and anyone that gets in the way.

[slug]

skip around the isles and flailing at anyone while eating food that you havent bought

[Kyireana]

2214- Head down the soap isle and start dumping all the soap you find down the isle, and turn it into a slip and slide! WHEEEEEE!

[Cry_peanut]

2215- Play marco polo across the store while screaming it as loud as you can c:

[ʙʟᴜᴇʙᴇʀʀʏ ʙʟᴀsᴛ]

Dress up as a troll and walk over to the bucket isle and scream your head off

[SnowoFall]

2217-
ask everyone in the parking lot if they think your outfit is nice. When you find someone who says that you/your clothes are ugly, wait for them to enter walmart, become 60 meters tall, kick into walmart, become a grim reminder to walmart

[Gubler]

2218~

Dip plastic spoons into pickle juice and mayo, then throw them at people c:

[Kerri Sick]

2219
Cover yourself in mustard/relish/any condiment, then run from the security whilst screaming "YOU CANT /MUSTARD/ THE STRENGTH TO CONTAIN ME. YOU'RE GOING TO NEED TO /KETCHUP/"

[Naturally.]

2220
Talk with your friends very loudly on the phone.

"IM AT SOUP"
"WHAT?!"
"IM AT THE SOUP STORE"
"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES IN THE SOUP STORE"