

Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Cooperative testing track. We hope your years of youth have been pleasant ones.
You are a skilled person, Khoshekh!Adult, as you have evolved from Khoshekh!Adolescent!
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for β¦ quite a bit longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
Now, go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
As part of finishing our required test protocol, you will be permitted- no, forced to leave. You are free to leave vault 532. Do remember your SPECIAL ruleset! After all, you're very SPECIAL to us!
Due to completing the test protocols, your 'Khoshekh Kitten' has aquired: +3 Strength, +6 Professional Bargaining Skills, +3 Birds, +10 Stealth, +2 Health, +1 Intimidation, +Scars on wrists, +Deafness in right ear, +Friends
While completing this protocol, your 'Khoshekh Kitten' has forsaked: -5 Charisma, -2 Speaking Skills, -7 Empathy, -15 Luck, -1 Blender, -1 Microwave, -5 Knowledge of Current Events, -10 Hallucinatory Triggers, - Fluffiness, -1 Niceness
grown as of January Tenth. Happy birthday Khoshekh kitty, and happy birthday to myself : >
You are a skilled person, Khoshekh!Adult, as you have evolved from Khoshekh!Adolescent!
Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for β¦ quite a bit longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage. But don't be alarmed, all right? Although, if you do feel alarm, try to hold onto that feeling, because that is the proper reaction to being told you have brain damage.
Now, go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
As part of finishing our required test protocol, you will be permitted- no, forced to leave. You are free to leave vault 532. Do remember your SPECIAL ruleset! After all, you're very SPECIAL to us!
Due to completing the test protocols, your 'Khoshekh Kitten' has aquired: +3 Strength, +6 Professional Bargaining Skills, +3 Birds, +10 Stealth, +2 Health, +1 Intimidation, +Scars on wrists, +Deafness in right ear, +Friends
While completing this protocol, your 'Khoshekh Kitten' has forsaked: -5 Charisma, -2 Speaking Skills, -7 Empathy, -15 Luck, -1 Blender, -1 Microwave, -5 Knowledge of Current Events, -10 Hallucinatory Triggers, - Fluffiness, -1 Niceness
grown as of January Tenth. Happy birthday Khoshekh kitty, and happy birthday to myself : >