Ignore The Snowman/Armed With LITERATURE

[ApolloStarson]

Once upon a time... a kitsune went on an epic conquest thing, accompanied by their (so cool) snowdog named RAFFULFILIUS THE COOL GUY XVII. This boss butt rapscallion was armed to the teeth with the best weapon of all... LITERATURE(and magic). The kitsune had an easy mission because this glorious creation of winter was protecting them from soooo many evil dudes. The kitsune waltzes into a town with this FANTABULOUS intellectual majesty and people are like: "woah who is that like they are so rad", and the kitsune is like: "bruhs, ignore this stupefying... intimidating... formidable snowman-dog cuz he's... CHILL." Then the whole town laughed because they understood this horrible pun.

THE END (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و

[ApolloStarson]

OMG THAT IS SO AWESOME! WHAT ELOQUENCE POURS FORTH FROM YOUR FINGERTIPS! YOU ARE BY FAR THE BEST SUBMISSION 10/5 STARS、ヽ｀(~д~*)、ヽ｀