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My gallery · by **PerryPaws** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:40 pm

because the adorable reindeer in your siggy has hooves and he eats chicken

why is my house on fire?

My gallery · by **snapchienne** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:42 pm

Because the sun is flirting with your house and its getting flustered.

Why am I such a mess?

My gallery · by **roman** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:43 pm

because you forgot to clean your room.
why are snakes so scary?

My gallery · by **werewolfisms** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:45 pm

because they are grown to a size so tiny they can slither into your nose.

Why do I have eyes?

My gallery · by **goldEagle_04** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:21 pm

cause roses are red and kangaroo are dogs

how do rainbows appear

My gallery · by **snapchienne** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:22 pm

Because Santa decided to eat skittles but he ate too much and pooped out a unicorn

Why is the sky blue?

My gallery · by **pastel roses** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:57 pm

..the sky is blue?

why are there sales everywhere?

My gallery · by **history class.** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:15 pm

because sailors don't keep track of them.

What animal does bread come from?

goodreads · by **ashleyg14** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:23 pm

socks.

why do chickens keep crossing the road??

My gallery · by **snapchienne** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 5:24 pm

Because they're running from the monster under my bed

Why am I short?