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[WerewolfBones]

Because the chicken won't do itself.

Why am I so shy?

[non compos mentis]

Because deep down you know that every living being around you is actually a secret race hiding amongst humanity. It is your survival instincts making sure real humans is to not interact with them. Keep going, my friend. You are saving the universe by being shy.

Are my parents aliens?

[Stella_Sofia]

Yes they are bananas because red socks dance

Are people actually humans?

[~Wylla~]

No they are.....UNICORNS KAWII FAB!!1!!11!!!!
Where can I find santa?

[kurashiki]

Inside of your thrice-removed uncle.

Why do Vornadoes destroy the West Coast of Sri Lanka?

[Stella_Sofia]

Because of....Unicorns! Duh.

Why do pools need chlorine

[Delta Dawn]

Because it makes pools smell more like a pool.

Why do I have to sit on Santa's lap to tell him what I want?

[WerewolfBones]

Because it's rude where he comes form to not sit on his lap and tell him what you want

Why is Santa a thing?

[kitandangel]

Because He breaks into people's houses and puts presents under the owner's tree for no reason whatsoever and the presents are filled with crappy things like socks and underwear!


How do I make a potato fly around my room before you come?

[Delta Dawn]

You to your local fruit market, buy a potato that has the word 'Wait' ingraved on it then go back to your room, stand on the table and throw the potato at something spinning then you yell 'UNICORNS!'

What did I just type? xD <My question