1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[sparkbreeze]

Open every single thing in there and say ''CAN'T STOP ME NOOBS!''

[consumptivefawn]

2104 - scream "NOOBZ" and pretend the seasonal decoration boxes are building blocks, slap people if they try to stop you, and eat stolen lollipops. Works well especially in Halloween and Christmas.

[creed.]

2105 - dress up as santa and sit on a chair
when kids come to sit on your lap, steal their candy and run away

[~IceFang~]

2106:
Come riding in on a dogsled and throw snowballs while yelling HO HO HO MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

[g note]

Run into the store with an octopus costume on and some paintballs and scream, "I'MA INK ALL Y'ALL!" And shoot paintballs everywhere.

[sashiyaki]

Run around the store with a friend while the Attack on Titan opening song is playing on the speakers and let your friend drive around with you in the cart. MUST BE DRESSED UP IN THE 3D GEAR AND SCREAMING "I WILL KILL ALL OF THE TITANS!" while you stab all of the tvs and if it's Christmas... all of the big blow up things. Hehe.. I actually did this once.. just without stabbing things... lol..

[G1 Sunstreaker]

#2109: Do everything on this list over the course of 3 days.

[marston<3]

Go in the store and prank people by having a seizure or yell "I LOVE PUDDI PUDDI" then put some ear-Rape like sanic or shrek on there

[zombiee]

build a tower with all the toilet paper and ram yourself into it

[Echo255]

Find some swiming noodles when its summer grab a green one and a yellow one and run around hitting people while yelling SPONSORED BY SPRITE!


me and my family went to the beach and we did this it works