what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Indigo -]

Of course it's when you throw a chicken in a blender, and add some water and ice. For better flavor add salt and maybe some caramel...or some maple syrup..
How do you adopt a pet from the pound?

[quitted;]

Drive down Main Street and fill out the proper forms

What is a forum?

[✦ nemuri]

A forum is where you spam random things.
How do I get C$?

[[...]]

Go to money changer on the street.

What is Moon swirl?

[✦ nemuri]

A swirly moon!
How do you get rare pets?

[Galaxy❄]

Spam PM older members begging for pets, of course. That's like the only way you won't get warned!

How do I trade?

[betelgeuse]

By spinning around three times while balancing a carrot on your nose.

What are the types of animals I can adopt?

[Misu]

None :v

What is a spam?

[InternetAngels]

You

Can I post pictures of myself for people to talk to me?

[Lunagranger3]

No, Chicken Smoothie is not a game where you make smoothies out of chicken!


What's a warrior cat, a cat with a sword?