Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[spring tea]

i was brushing my hair and it started to fly help

Trump confirmed

[gothic knight]

my two older rats are desperately trying to sleep while the baby rat keeps running around the cage and chewing and trying to get his big brothers to play.

[[deleted user 39490]]

*Playing Fallout 4, and going into an abandoned town*
"Hey, that blue house seems cute. Maybe it has some good loot!"
*Some entity popping through a boarded up door*
"Hmm, must be a Mole Rat glitching, I'll just shoot it!"
*Turns out to be an Alpha Deathclaw*
"OH SHOOT."
*Runs away, Deathclaw following me*
*Ends up in Super Mutant camp*
*Gets cornered by Alpha Deathclaw, Super Mutant, Feral Ghoul, and Mutant Dog*
*Pauses game.*
"That's enough for today..."

[Wonderland~]

I just love it how in the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim it introduced a new scroll that lets you hold and throw spiders on the ground, like we needed something that terrifying in the game. I mean look at this! They wriggle around too! And when their on the ground they just follow you around and are just plain creepy *shivers*.

Why Bethesda?? Why?!?!?!

[- ; bonk!]

fallout memes amuse me.
fallout in general amuses me tbh.

[amicia]

I just love it how in the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim it introduced a new scroll that lets you hold and throw spiders on the ground, like we needed something that terrifying in the game. I mean look at this! They wriggle around too! And when their on the ground they just follow you around and are just plain creepy *shivers*.

Why Bethesda?? Why?!?!?!

okay this is actually me though with those spider scrolls

in other words i'm drinking chocolate milk at two o' clock in the morning

[diabolic esper]

i forgot how pink danganronpa blood was until i just started playing dr:another episode
oh my god

edit: my pet bird is currently half in my shirt with her tail poking out of the top and her legs are waving in the air
what are you doing

[just some guy]

the sonic boom show is slowly turning me into sonic trash again omg,,,
alSO LOOK!!! AT HOW CUTE THIS IS!!!

AAAAAA

[yoon.]

TUMBLR STAPPPGHHHHH

[blue neighbourhood]

me; "ok mum get me the hardcover version of a work in progress by connor franta. it's white with a triangle cutout in the middle. here's a picture"
mum; "ok go get the bus"

after school and

me; "did you get it"
mum; "yes"
me; *opens the bag and pulls out a paperback version*
mum; "i thought i'd get it if it's limited edition"
me; "yeah... thanks mum"

i don't have connor's autograph now i'm so pissed omg