Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[electrastar]

I HIT MY KNEE QUITE PAINFULLY ON THE COFFEE TABLE BECAUSE I WAS TRYING TO RUN AND JUMP ONTO THE COUCH I AM SUCH AN IDIOT OMG WHY
RIP DEWY'S KNEE

[- ; bonk!]

accurate.

[Patches.]

My friend and I were screaming the pokemon theme song in the middle of class
i'm pretty sure the class has accepted that we are insane.

[blue neighbourhood]

what has happened

[xráy]

my physics professor.

i was arguing with 3 other people about an answer on a test. somewhere along the way the volume of our yelling escalated, and so he stepped up behind us and said "i want to see blood"

[electrastar]

the roleplaying bot spazzed out
first it set the rp to 11 hour murder mystery, ended the rp, started a different type of rp, ended that rp again, then finally went back to normal, it was hilarious

[REPCONN]

[[Oh my God.
I was craving some white cheddar cheez-its really badly, and then I remembered there was a half bag in my coat pocket that I'd meant to finish off Friday night but forgotten about.
Large pockets + bad memory = perfection.]]

[miss believer]

I went onto my phone to look at an email my teacher sent me. I wasn't really paying attention to what I was doing and the next thing I know, I look down and instead, I opened Crossy Road...
never has anything described my life so perfectly

[wayward will]

My brother cried over spilled milk.

[0000007]

what even is tomodachi life
literally my first day playing and aph China wants to propose to my cat character ?? AND HE WONT LET ME MAKE HIM WAIT
this is not ok save me from this game someone please
I cant