Write a Letter You Cannot Send (Read the Rules!)

[dorkasaurus]

hey you guys,
i could care less, but i'm honestly surprised that you guys are still friends??
like great for you for basically buying my short lived best friend
i seriously thought we were gonna be bros for life
and great for you for basically being friendly to her for buying you things
and giving you her full attention.
like i'm happy if you guys are happy
but it's obvious how you're using her, and you're desperate.
since i know both of you very well, it also hurt at first
when you as in the first you started to act hostile towards
me for interacting with second you? like???
and when there's only one of you around with me.
then you're all super nice and acting like we're bffs.
um. no.
did you both forget that you have other friends? Especially
one who is genuinely caring, one who wants others
to be happy, and one who doesn't complain about personal
issues despite feeling really down sometimes?
yoo hoo that's me, and i'm really sick of people seeing how they
can use me, figuring out they can't, and then dropping me.

i hope i can find friends who are genuine and considerate
to me as I am to them.

from,
dork

[anathema]

dear m______,
you told me you had something to tell me today and i thought it was going to be something else, considering the way you were acting. however, it was the exact opposite of that.
it really hurts to know i have no chance with you.
thanks a lot.

dear c____,
ugh just leave me alone and go to __ and visit n_____ and marry her or whatever.
i don't even care anymore.

[noodle cat]

dear instagram helper dude whose name is elliott,
thanks for helping me get my account working.
like for real, that account meant a lot to me.
-a very happy ig user

[apollo.]

Dear k,
I'm really sorry about today. I was just trying to joke but obviously I'm not so great at the whole social situation thing. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, I swear I didn't mean it, I was trying to jokingly tease. Your names really cool too btw, I think you should use it more often.
Love, your somewhat friend apollo.

Dear dude,
I agree, waffles taste better right? Plus, we like the same music and movies. We have a lot in common, please talk to me more? I need some music recommendations, and just someone to talk to about random references.
Love, apollo.

[satangelic]

Dear crush,

I wanted to say that I liked you from the very first time I saw you. "Love at first sight" took on a totally new meaning for me.
I have a feeling that you like someone else, and that I will never be able to have the courage to send you this letter, but I wanted to tell you how I felt. And I know that there are so many others that like you, too. And over all of them, how could you possibly choose me? So thanks for taking the time to read this letter, and I am glad I finally say it after waiting for such a long time.

Love,
Your secret admirer

[scarlet benoit]

Dear friends,
Please get better and come back to school/ start eating lunch with me in the library again. For the last two days, the Spyboy and I have had to eat lunch alone together, and it's been really awkward. Especially since he used to like me and I broke his heart. Oh, seventh grade. Anyway, please come back. We really don't have anything to talk about, so we just sit in an awkward silence most of the time. He asked if I wanted his number yesterday. I told him no, and felt like a total jerk. Also, he keeps trying to make jokes to make me laugh, and they're not funny. It's awkward and dumb. Please come back, friends. Don't leave me alone with this guy again. Please.
Sincerely, Wolf child

[sweet tooth]

Dear a____
Honestly the reason why we exclude you is because you creep me out and your really annoying
I honestly don't care if your arceus kills a oddish or whatever with hyperbeam. Like really who cares
You stare at me with your huge grin and stuff and god it's crEEPY
I know you still like me and all but I'm dating b____ now so nO
Please leave me alone a___ I know you won't read this but plEase
-a

Dear b____
whERE ARE YOU I HAVENT SEEN YOU ALL DAY AND YOU WONT TEXT ME BACK ARE YOU OK
-A SERIOUSLY CONCERNED PARTNER

dear c_____
I'm glad to say after three years, I'm finally over you. Thank god
-your past friend

Dear other c____
I'm bACK
-Luna or a____

Dear black clothes
Stop making be look too skinny and people call me a twig
-a frustrated person who is definitely not a twig

[tresme]

dear i__,

lMAO HEY guess what
this isn't the movies honey just bc you're the new girl does NOT mean you can go ahead and think everyone is under your feet.
you may have been popular there, but you aren't here.
matching outfits.
really?
u literally went to the mall last night w k and BOUGHT THE S A M E OUTFIT
you're starting to make me mad you can't just be rude to one of my friends and expect her not to tell the rest of us.
i know what you're doing.
i will give you one more chance, if you screw up, you're out.
i mean i should have listened to a, she was right.
you're not that cool and that whole, edgy/emo/scene look thing you're tryna do isn't working.

and really? you wanna talk about ME?
ok not tryna brag but tbh i'm more popular then you and words get around here pretty quick and i have twice the friends you do to bump me up. just take it down a notch would you jesus

sincerely,
kenai

[DragonLoverHere]

Dear ____ and ____,
Yes, I take those old sayings to heart. I have no respect left for either of you, and quickly it's becoming apparent that I don't even feel a remote affection in any way, shape, or form. But how can you honestly expect me to make those choices of my own accord, I'm just a hormonal brat in your eyes. Yeah, a hormonal brat who you turned a blind eye to in all of her times of darkness.
- Drifting

Dear Uterus,
STOP.
- the bleeding one

Dear Winky,
I can't wait to get to know you, little one <3
- Your pleased creator

[deerly.]

Hello again,
i think i'm just going to start calling you bear because W is getting a little weird, i dunno. we had the first showing of the play today and it went really well! we were all so afraid but we did super good compared to rehearsal yesterday. i wish you could have seen it, we were all having so much fun with it. an interesting thing happened today when H was hanging out with us and stuff, i feel a little more comfortable around him, at least he doesn't scare me now but he still just brings up things that don't need to be said and makes things awkward. my friend asked out her crush tonight! i can't wait for the response, i'm sure it will be great! i wish i had the same guts as her, maybe then me and you could have at least talked for real by now. gosh darn it you weren't supposed to get me all weird and stuff, agh you don't even know who i am why have you got me all hung up? gosh darn it. you just had to be all cute with your awesome hair and cute sweaters and ugh. can we just date? like what? you'd never like me anyway though agghh.
-your weird and mushy O