Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[hainu]

[just some guy]

[bromance]

[venteux]

tHIS TEXTPOST IM CRYING
"the scary thing about dating is that you either marry them or break up"
"or kill them and wear them as a hat."

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[blue neighbourhood]

today was too good
i cant explain
but trust me
it was funny

[deftonesly]

In 2008 I used to be in love with Shia Labeouf and I made a Myspace pretending to be him and I had over 10,000 friends and I got over 1,000 messages a day and people actually believed that I was Shia Labeouf and I actually got verified as him for some reason so I was the official Shia Labeouf of Myspace... When I was in fact *insert age here* kid.

[CoolComrade]

Shia Lebeouf, I would like my dreams to remain dreams because they are scary and make me worry about myself. Like one time my mom was a sparrow and I had to jump over the family van to catch her in my hands and look at her and get excited.

[just some guy]

i just found out what cr1tikal actually looks like and oh no he's hot

[meteion]

i've been singing pokemon theme songs out of pitch and extremely loudly for a good ten minutes now

[hainu]

this is the right thread, yes.

i'm in this giveaway thing and i got a message and the adrenaline rush was unreal good lord but then it's from a pound pet because i had just sent a trade to someone and i accidentally whispered "godammit benjito" under my breath
dammit benjito