Dear Rat head

[starna]

hey! it's the diary of a few of my cs pets.please don't post for now!
fan art welcome!

[starna]

Dear diary

you smell fresh and new! well, you are new. Let me introduce myself. I am Haribo, don't ask why you little rat head. My mum named me that. lemme introduce my family now. My mum is called Lola and my dad is Sam. I also have a sister called Lilly. She's horrible. She is even worse than the world exploding. She always thinks of herself. When I was a small pup, I used to think my mum's name used to be short for 'laugh out loud Alice'. I'm weird. And so is my mother for naming me.
My dad looks quite girly. He just does. I also have two friends I would like to tell you. One of them is Sidney, She is like, so pretty. And my best friend, Jake. He's sooooooo awesome.
I'm tired, rat head, and I have M0R£ MORE school tomorrow.
Oh, I forgot to tell you, I have a name for you!
Good bye, Rat head.

[starna]

Dear Rat Head,

School today. We're learning about the boring canine body, and we had to do research. At least nobody gets shouted at by our teacher, Miss Lovely. But Jake did cause he went too far by looking at pictures of mating. He obviously got detention. Btw, who would have their surname as Lovely? The Lovely's? It's pathetic!
Later in class, Sidney threw a paper aeroplane at me. I unfolded it and wow. It read:
'Will you go out with me?'
"Wow." I said aloud. "Just Wow."
"And why are you talking to yourself, Mr. Howlar?" Asked Mrs Lovely, staring at me.
Sidney was giggling at me.
Oh sorry, I didn't tell you! My surname is Howlar. Pronounce it as Howler.
Miss Lovely looked like she wanted a reply.
I kept silent. Mrs Lovely carried on with talking about why we didn't have fur when we are newborn pups.
As me and Sidney said good luck to Jack with the detention, we walked home together because me and Sidney live down the same road. Sidney is just 5 doors down, opposite me.
"So, where are we going out?" I asked Sidney.
"Secret!" Sidney replied.
Girls and their secrets! Do they never stop whispering into each-other's ears? Ever? Lol. No. They never do.
As we walked, I was thinking; 'Wow. I'm going out. I'm getting a girlfriend! i'M GETTING A GIRLFRIEND??!!' And then I thought, 'Hmm, perhaps it ain't so bad.'
Sidney kissed me at my door. "See 'ya!" Sidney called to me.
I wiped the kiss of before I went in.
And now, here I am, Hari, writing all this. Wow. How many words have I wrote I wonder.
Meh tired. It's 11:00 now. I'm off to bed!

See ya, Rat Head.

[starna]

Dear rat head,

It's Saturday. Today I'm going for a date with Sidney.
I went to the shop first to get some lemonade. I ran to Sidney's house. Before I knocked, I washed my fur a little bit, just to make sure.
I knocked.
W.
T.
F!?
HER FUR WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN MAKE-UP.
F.
T.
W?!
Oh well.
"Hi." I said meekly. Sidney smiled. "Come in!"
"Hello dear! Aren't you Haribo?" Said a blue wolf, smiling.
"Oh! That's my mum!" Said Sidney, to me.
"Hello Mrs Packer," I murmured quietly.
"Oh, call me Crystal," Said Crystal to me.
I smiled shyly. "Come on. Lets go." Said Sidney.

Me and Sidey, I mean Sidney, went down the road. (Deary me and my spelling mistakes!) And Rat Head, don't cry about me and my spelling! well, I mean virtually cry.
Anyway, we walked down the road and Sidney took me into a dance. There weren't many wolves in there really. We danced and I saw somebody familiar while doing the tango with Sids...
"Wait a sec, Sids," I said. "I can my sister, dancing with, um, um, JAKE?!"
Me and Sidney ran over to them. "Lilly?" I asked "Jake?" Said Sidney
"You-" I said "-Love each-over?" said Sidney.
"You two do," Lilly reasoned. Me and Sids looked at each-over.
"Lets go," I said to Sids, sipping my lemonade.
We walked out of the dance. "See ya!" I said when we got to my door.
"Goodbye, Hari." Said Sids.
I went in and into my room.
Lola is calling me down for dinner.

bye rat head.

[Liru Kaulitz]

This is pretty cute

[starna]

Thank you *~WolfCrazy~*

Dear rat head,

It is Sunday and me and Lola and horrible Lilly are going to see my auntie Sally and uncle Ryan. On the way back we are going to see my big brother Jazzer, who is 21.
Me, Lola and ugh, Lilly lept into the car. it felt like AGES! Whe we got in, Lilly was babyish, and ran up to auntie Sally and hugging her howling; "AUNTIE SALLY!".
How
babyish.
We had chicken for tea there. We then went to Jazzer's house

"Hey, Jazz! My bro!" I said to my big brother, high fiving him.
"Hey, 'lil bud!" He replied back to me.
"Guess what, Hari," Said Jazz. "I have some Haribo's for ya!"
"Yum!" I howled back.

Oh, Didn't you know? Haribo's are my favourite sweets!

We sat on the sofa watching Killer Katz, eating Haribo's until Lilly had to spoil it and throw up. Yuk!
We went home, and Jazza lent us a bucket for Lilly for the journey.

I'm tired now, Ratty. Gotta go.

bye, Rat head.

[Al the Dalek]

Haribo's favorite sweets are Haribos?! CANNABALISM. x3 I think this is really nice and sweet, and is a nice little breath of fresh air. The spelling mistakes that Haribo always corrects makes it seems more real! Nice work so far, I'm eager for more!

[starna]

Dear rat head,

No school for a whole week, as my family are staying over my other auntie and uncles house: uncle Bob and auntie Hollie. We are also seeing my cousins, Olive, who is a retard with a retard name and all he says is the word 'ugly, Julie and Samaru.
I've been packing this morning. I went downstairs and into the kitchen.
"Mum, can we stop at the shop on the way?" I asked.
"Only if we take you to school for one lesson!" Lola teased me.
I hate her sometimes. Especially the moment she named me. and just now. Btw, rat, did you know I'm not bringing you with me? Lol, jk!
Lola was joking too.
We all got in the car. I sat in the front, but Sam told me off.
Damn. I have to sit next to my sister. Ugh.
Anyways, we stopped at the shop, and I bought three bottles of lemonade.
We then stopped at Jazzer's house to give the bucket back. Finally, we got to my auntie and uncle's house.
Y.
A.
Y.
Julie opened the door after Lilly knocked. Olive came jumping randomly to the door yelling: "UGLY! UG!"
What a retarded wolf. I hope I don't have to share a room with him. I'd never get to sleep with him jumping on my sleeping bag with me in it and yelling 'ugly' all the time. Ugly is the only word he knows.
Luckily, I got to choose where to sleep. I chose Samaru's room, as he has a bunk bed. He always sleeps at the bottom. I always sleep a the top. I didn't need my sleeping bag, but I used it anyway. To be extra cosy!
Me and Samaru were on are DSi's playing Mario Kart racing each-other, until we were called down for dinner.
we were racing while we were eating. When we both finished we went back upstairs. We played all night, but both of us fell asleep in the middle of a race. I woke up, and I have just wrote all this down! It is now Tuesday morning. For Breakfast we had crumpets. Yumme. No, I mean Yummy.
Yeah, I will write more later

See you, Rat Head diary thing.

[starna]

Told you i would write more, Rat Head! oops, I forgot something!
Dear Rat Head,

I turned my DSi off and went downstairs.
"Hello again, Hari. I need to tell you some things. Firstly, Samaru, Julie and Olive will be going to the same school as you. Secondly, we invited Sidney to stay here for the rest of the week," Lola said to me with a smile. "She'll be here soon."
My jaw dropped. I was so shocked. The only thing I could do is, HIDE!!!
No, stop! I'm 17 not 5!
Knock Knock!
Damn.
Hollie answered the door.
"Hello, Sidney. That case looks heavy. Shall I take it to your room?" I heard aunt Hollie say to Sidney.
"Yes please," Said Sidney.
I came out of my hiding place.
"Hey, Sids!" I called.
Sidney turned round. "Oh, hi, Haribo!"
She continued going up the stairs.
I soon found out she was sharing a room with Lilly and Julie.
Me and Samaru were playing music in our room, full blast.
The girls told us to turn it down, but I turned it down the teeniest tiniest fraction. Lilly came in and turned the CD player off.
"SHUT UP!!" Lilly yelled at us. Samaru turned the play back on and the music continued playing.
Sam came and turned our player off and took the CD out.
I was on my DSi for hours until I accidentally skipped dinner.

Tired now, Rat, gotta go.

bye rat head

[starna]

Dear Diary, RAT HEAD,

It is Sunday, the rest of the week I didn't do anything. I got back home yesterday. I have just noticed something. Sidney hasn't talked to me much. hmm. Might dump her. Get some one else, that's the plan. Only if she doesn't ring me, that is.

bye rat head.

Jk, jk! yeah, it is now dinner time. She hasn't rung me yet. Oh well. I'm gonna go and have some ice-cream. yum.
lilly is screaming because of a spider.
Retard.
All it is is a black oval thing with legs. anyway, she's 16! she should have a tarantula by now!
I'm getting one for my birthday so I can scare Lilly. Yeah, awesome.

oh no! I just looked through what I wrote! It's, it's Sunday?! Damn. School tomorrow. I haven't done my homework! Eek! anyway, who cares about detention? Probably Jack will be in detention with me. He always is.
Miss Lovely is very nice but she gives pupils detention for stupid reasons!
I hate school. It's boring. very boring. it's BORING AS!!!

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Sorry about the big gap, I dripped some ice-cream on the page.

nothing else to write.

bye Rat Head.