what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[Koala Bear]

Hold your horses, pizza base goes first.

What does chicken smoothies taste like?

[wakame]

They taste just like rotten chicken crackers, dog diarrhoea donuts and mice mangoes.
How do you post on a forum?

[Galaxy❄]

Pff, they taste like bacon, of course


How do I view my already adopted pets?

[Northrup09]

you click on ~enter computer~ and go in your computer, take a right and go to the third shop o the left. You ask the casheir for the "paper" and the will give you a key to the shop down the street, you put the key in and there are all your pets tied up.

How do I get chicken dollars?

[Galaxy❄]

Collect chicken feathers and broken talons

How do I send private msgs?

[EncyOf]

Well, PM actually stand for "Penguin Messenger".
So, you first need to obtain a penguin pet.
Then, get the Mailbag Item.
Then, put the Mailbag on the penguin.
Add some scrolls for flair.
Then, send you message!

How to use Oekaki?

[fuyuhiko.]

You have to splash water on your computer, and wait for it to boil or for the screen to go black. Get a permanent marker and write the word "Oekaki" on it. It should suck you into a world where everything is paper! Make sure you have that marker with you.

How do I make a signature?

[Simmarrah]

You sign your name with a sharpie on the bottom screen of your device

How do I trade in my tokens

[Starfall12]

Take your tokens to your local CS trading store, they're located all over the world

If this is Chicken Smoothie, where are the smoothies?

[MeowTwixy]

In starbucks

How do I post a screenshot on here?