what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[catdoqq]

you feed yourself to them c:
what is oekaki

[Galaxy❄]

It's the grand palace where all the art pieces are hung for eternity


What are trades?

[lilac sky]

It's when you go to someones house and steel their favorite pet, Then you hide it.

How do I get chicken dollars??

[SilverCaesura]

Okay, so first you have to find a chicken. Then you have to pick it up and squeeze it until stuff comes out. That stuff is chicken dollars.

How do I post a topic on the forums?

[Livolt]

I don't know. I totally didn't post this. ... I'm gonna go now.

Who is Totoro and where can I find her?

[Galaxy❄]

Totoro is a giant squid who runs the site in the form of Tess


How do I post smilies?

[Livolt]

You don't

How do I get pets

[Galaxy❄]

You beg the older members for them, of course
duh

How do I make Oekaki?

[spectres]

first draw a picture on a piece of paper. then ask a mod for their address and then you can mail it to them.
they'll then give it to the supreme ruler, tess. in about a month your art will be there!
the process is usually quick and easy! :D

how to you post images?

[tamade ♪]

Go to officeworks, steal their printers, stick the image to the printer, stick the printer to the screen with the image on it & you're done

Where do i buy my chicken smoothies on chicken smoothie?!