Things that annoy you

[Rainbow Dash]

So I'm trying to bulk up my hoard and break the current single-variation new cat lineart hoard record. I've been trading like mad and for the most part the people I've been trading with have been very friendly and patient (and one even added more to their side to make it fair since I was overofffering.) That kind of honesty and friendliness is really nice.

But then come something I've long forgotten in the land of trades and that is the codeword puzzle.

Free adoptions do it, traders do it, a lot of people do it and it's gratingly irritating. Look, I'm trying to get ONE VERY COMMON off of you, I shouldn't have to read your 12 line riddle to find the one "random" phrase or self-congratulatory sentence to put in the message to make you trade for one very common

If I have to go through...
1. Put "cherry pie" in your message.
2. xxx
3. xxx
4. I'll cancel if you put "cherry pie." Put "coconut pie."
5. xxx
6. Don't put "coconut pie," I'll cancel. Put "username1 is the best person ever"
7. xxx
8. xxx
9. Don't put "username1 is the best person ever," I'll cancel. Put "username1 is epic awesome and the best trader of all time."

Then I'm going to flip a table and take some tylenol for the headache your asinine mindgame gave me.

[moira]

I'm afraid of how so many people might offer on my Joker. T-T
Auction Time hopefully ;-;

Lock it's group, before they find it D: it won't be safe otherwise .__.

Oh, god, yeah. That might be frightening. *hands can of n00b-B-Gone* This might help? I can make a banner that says "This is a no-junk offer area" for you.

[Minaethiel]

No one is trading a Rose PPS D= it's the last Rose pup I need to complete the Rose set, and it makes me sad that they're so hard to find xD

[Amaranthos]

So I'm trying to bulk up my hoard and break the current single-variation new cat lineart hoard record.

Nooooo D: Seems like I have to watch out x3

[babybuggy]

When you see Tess quote your post and automatically get the, "YAY!!!11!11!one!1!shift!1!1!" n00by feeling. xD

I get to shadow at a school that I'm considering for next year. Whoo-hoo! I get to tour the school, library, etc. with a completely random stranger. I'm so excited. [/endsarcasm]

shadowing really isn't that bad.
I'm trying to figure out my tablet. D: it is a pain in the butt. I'm getting there though... so that's good.

[Tussle]

Boyfriend >:U

We're talking about Pokemon, and I mention I'm getting my Action Replay back, so I can hack a shiny eevee (cuz it'll be a vaporeon. PURPLE VAPOREON MMMKAY.)
Then he goes "I want one legit battle, then punish my felagater."
I mention I don't hack stats, as it takes the fun out. (But I'mma buy lotsa Carbos for Togetic. lvl 24 with 27 speed. NUUU.)
Then he goes "I don't hack stats."
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU, BOYFRIEND.

[xChry.]

I'm afraid of how so many people might offer on my Joker. T-T
Auction Time hopefully ;-;

Lock it's group, before they find it D: it won't be safe otherwise .__.

Oh, god, yeah. That might be frightening. *hands can of n00b-B-Gone* This might help? I can make a banner that says "This is a no-junk offer area" for you.

xDDDD
it's fine xP

[Pugnacious!]

My dad, who knows I like the show Doctor Who, just sent me an e-mail about how David Tennant (the tenth Doctor) got engaged to the fifth doctor's real life daughter.
She (the girl I mentioned) was in an episode where she played the Doctor's daughter. The tenth doctor's.
When trying to put this all together in my head, I think my brain melted or something.

[xChry.]

My dad, who knows I like the show Doctor Who, just sent me an e-mail about how David Tennant (the tenth Doctor) got engaged to the fifth doctor's real life daughter.
She (the girl I mentioned) was in an episode where she played the Doctor's daughter. The tenth doctor's.
When trying to put this all together in my head, I think my brain melted or something.

._.
wao

[wibeke]

Zoo tycoon.
The poop is right in front of you, I even picked you up and stuck you on top of it. Quit complaining that you can't reach it or you're fired.
Darn zoo keepers.
Also, why must the tigers keep killing each other? Dx