what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

[bunnyflashwing]

FEED THEM RARE CANDY!!!!

How can i trade?

[Galaxy❄]

You spam pm random people begging for free pets

How do I see my pets?

[ramguts]

You go to the archives, it's kind of obvious that your pets would be there, no?

Now, where do I edit my profile?

[ilovetacos]

In your trades DUH

How do i trade?

[bunnyflashwing]

Open someone's profile and hit t-r-a-d-e 17 times

How do i open someone's profile?

[ativanblues]

You hack into their account and steal their pets.

How do I get a Swirly Moon Dog?

[Galaxy❄]

You demand the dog through trades, of course.


How do I get to the store?

[ImThatRogue]

Keep going down Sesame Street, turn right at the second intersection, and it's the thirteenth door to your left.

What's a Sunjewel?

[Galaxy❄]

The most precious jewel known to any living creature. It's an amber jewel that can harness the power of the sun.
(Ohh, sounds like an epic story)


Where do I find my posts?

[tamade ♪]

Inside your pets' bathroom toilet

Why are my pets in blankets as babies