Ridiculously Wrong Answers to Harry Potter Questions

My gallery · by **Bovidae** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 3:28 am

Vomit yellow.

How many Defense Against the Dark Arts teachers have there been?

My gallery · by **livingdeadhorror** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:08 am

1,6022

How did harry hate deisel petrol?

My gallery · by **horchata** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:17 pm

It preventing the train from reaching Hogwarts on his first trip.

Who is Harry's best friend?

My gallery · by **Rynn Zekio Zusha** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:22 pm

Victor Krum

Why is Mad-eye Moody called Mad-eye?

My gallery · by **PickledBudgie** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:29 pm

Because he gets very angry at people who take his candy without asking.

How do you prepare mandrake root?

My gallery · by **horchata** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:31 pm

Bake it in the oven for a couple of years

Whats the most common pet for wizards?

My gallery · by **Bovidae** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 3:41 pm

Rainbow unicornssss

What's the name of Hermoine's cat?

My gallery · by **livingdeadhorror** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:32 am

Ding-dong (but rally fast)

why does hermiony hate rainbows?

My gallery · by **Midnight Star.** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:44 am

Because they steal her wand.
In what country is Hogwarts located?

My gallery · by **~Prussia~** » Sat Jan 08, 2011 5:45 am

In Jerktopia

Why does Harry wear glasses?

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