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My gallery · by **ᴛsᴜᴋᴜʏᴏᴍɪ** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:49 am

+ cats = Hamburgers

What would happen if a cat ate a hamburger?

My gallery · by **Cryptid Watch** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 2:51 am

It would ask for some cheese afterwards.

Why won't my apple tree grow apples?

My gallery · by **dino .** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 2:52 am

Because you probably haven't serenaded it well enough.

Why won't the voices be quiet?

My gallery · by **ᴛsᴜᴋᴜʏᴏᴍɪ** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 2:56 am

Because they want you to NOTICE THEM, Senpai!

Why is a pizza a circle, but a pizza slice looks like a triangle?

My gallery · by **TheBlackCatMagician** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:06 am

Because shapes is geometry. Geometry is math, and math makes no sense.

Why do I dispise math stuff?

My gallery · by **dino .** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:16 am

Because Y keeps talking about their X and you don't want to hear it

Why did I just eat kiwi?

My gallery · by **ᴛsᴜᴋᴜʏᴏᴍɪ** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 6:55 am

Because if you didn't, the world would've ended.
Thank you, Kiwi Savior!

Why don't cars drive people to work?

My gallery · by **TheBlackCatMagician** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:16 am

Cause cars is too lazy.

Why can't I feel my right ear?

My gallery · by **dino .** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:20 am

Because you don't believe enough.

Why am I so pale?

My gallery · by **ghhhhhellllppp** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 8:24 am

Because you have no energy left from acting like a Superman today.

Maybe a yeti

Am I stupid or am i reall an Illuminati chips