what NOT to say to a newbie |v.4|

My gallery · by **Simmarrah** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 8:51 am

Because only banned accounts get one.

How do I send a trade?

my spotify · by **ativanblues** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 12:23 pm

You take a time machine back to Native American times and Give them fur and they will give you fur.

How do I use Smilies?

My gallery · by **Qottonn** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 7:38 pm

You don't; they secretly do not exist....
How do I go to my account settings?

My gallery · by **Simmarrah** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:24 am

You tell Siri to take you there

How can I make people trade me their pets?

My gallery · by **brutalize** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:27 am

You threaten to take all of their money.

How do I get a rare?

My gallery · by **Simmarrah** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:31 am

You set a trap for it like Wily Coyote

How do I breed my pets?

My gallery · by **Tigerfire** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:32 am

you lock them in a room together

What do I do if my pet died?

My gallery · by **master of spaz** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:32 am

You can't do anything because it's been outlawed.

Can you play this on mobile?

My gallery · by **fernn_** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:33 am

You eat a banana!

What is a mod?

My gallery · by **Tigerfire** » Sun Oct 25, 2015 12:34 am

I am! (jk of course)

Who is nick?

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