Cat!Falls AU | Where the abnormal is normal

[debris]

Mabel heard yelling, so she went to investigate it. "Hey, who's making all this noise, and can I join in?" she asked, stopping short when she saw Bill. "Ugh. Bill?!"

[fab!.]

""Ah, Shooting Star! Long time no see, how's life? No need to tell me, I already know!" Bill yells, turning so he could face the both of them, his grin remaining intact.

[debris]

Mabel frowned. "Why are you here?" she demanded, tail lashing as she glared at Bill. "Also, I don't care why. You're fired, Bill, please be gone by tonight."

[fab!.]

"You can't tell me what to do - plus, I have no business with you Shooting Star, so shoo." Bill sneers, loosing his grin, nose crinkling up as his eyes narrowed again.

[debris]

Mabel glared harder, hoping that she would eventually scare him away. "Then why are you here, if you've got no business with me?"

[fab!.]

Bill seemed unfazed by the glare, instead it just seemed to fuel his annoyance. "Your a bit - lacking in the intelligence department are you not? I have no business with you, red over here. Figure it yourself." He smugly answers, whisking twitching.

[debris]

Mable scowled. "I am NOT stupid!" she shouted, bristling. "I know you want to kill us all, or make us your personal slaves, or something like that! I wouldn't know that if I was stupid."

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"Pff, of course you are. Even though Pinetree's rather dumb, your even worse! But hey, at least you can pick up basic things." He mews, seeming proud with how much he was aggravating Mabel.

[debris]

Mabel's scowl deepened. "Be quiet. At least I'm not doomed to be a scary crazy weirdo named Bill."

[fab!.]

"Doomed? It's not called 'being doomed', when you can bring about the end of the world. If anything, your doomed Shooting Star. Better treasure these moments with Pinetree whilst they last. Afterall, it's not as if you can stay with him forever, hm?" Bill sits down now, still giving off a rather smug attitude, but he was half serious too.