Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[NightShade72]

because 3.14 held up to a mirror is pie





why is animal equal quack to potato pencil

[LightHorse131]

because elephants jump fences and eat the world


What is karma?

[Littlepengu]

When you do something bad and your family dies

What isss love really?

[faraday]

love
/ləv/
noun
1. an intense feeling of deep affection.
"babies fill parents with intense feelings of love"
synonyms: deep affection, fondness, tenderness, warmth, intimacy, attachment, endearment;

How many times could you run around the earth without getting tired?

[Littlepengu]

atleast 3

could my mom be a cat if i stepped on the crack
what?

[arcticwolf]

No, you have to get a duck to step on the crack, duh.

Why is the sky blue?

[Littlepengu]

Because the sun reflects the light of JOHN CENNNNAAAAA
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Why do legs ge hairy? Are people actually werewolves?!?! :O

[mochira]

Legs go hairy cuz cats superglue their own hair on ur legs, and no we are turning into panda

[Suicunius]

Not werewolves, not pandas, just weird-looking cats.
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Do you guys think that lobsters are like mermaids to scorpions?

[AngelicEra]

So you're saying we should eat mermaids :O

Woof?