Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

[scarecrowz]

Because evil white fluffy cats with red capes and emerald crowns did it!!!


Why can't I save u??!?

[raventail]

Because nobody can save the fairy of doom and destruction ! Or its just because I'm only lost in my room somewhere.


What will happen when pigs finally fly ?

[løwkey lawnmøwer.]

Then hedgehogs will take over the world.


Why do squids exist?

[shishou]

To make white pretty shirts black.


Why isn't a duckling called a potato?

[Rubix.]

Because they dont taste like a potato

Why are alligators not small, pink and fat

[мσƨƨғıяε]

Becaue they have balloons in their belly~

If I'd try... could I run faster than a cheetah?

[LightHorse131]

If course you could! But you could out run a snail, everyone knows that snails are the fastest animals!



Why is water clear?

[XxCandycornxX]

god made it clear cause if it was blue it would be the sky duh

why is dog food nasty?

[doge fruit]

Because it's made from cat

How do you make rocks?

[Emberillion]

Become one with the rocks.

How does furniture fly?