Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

My gallery · by **cleverkitten0619** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:50 am

Bananas don't exist. Any banana you've seen is a hallucination.
Why am I bored?

My gallery · by **fairyauthor** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:35 am

because you were brainwashed by aliens, and now you dont remember anything fun to do.

why don't grown-ups ever go outside?

My gallery · by **fourleafclover** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:49 am

Because they're afraid of sunshine.

Why is Twilight Sparkle purple?

My gallery · by **dogbrain** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:57 am

b/c she ate too many grapes.
why is my tongue blue?

My gallery · by **AzureSkies** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:58 am

You obviously ate the rays of sunlight coming through the ozone layer.

Why doesn't senpai notice me?

My gallery · by **dogbrain** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:59 am

b/c ye didn't tell 'em to.
why is my head itchy?

My gallery · by **Hurricane Flower** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 4:59 am

Idk it's weird
Why did the bacon like the toast

My gallery · by **dogbrain** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 5:00 am

b/c the pig that made the bacon ate the wheat that made the bread.
why are stones so heavy?

My gallery · by **fawn-** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:16 pm

because the ice cube turned green.
What is a pencil?

My gallery · by **KARKATVANTAS69** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 1:18 pm

Completelywrongville

Why are my eyes blue?