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[Lore-heika]

Prussia sat the crutches by the door and limped over to his brother, smirking with his arms crossed. "Kidnap, torture, gunfights, disguise, gangs, knives, murderers, near rape, and a sexy Prussian. That's about it." He then draped an arm mockingly across Germany's shoulders, snickering. "But how about you, West? How many times have you brought a guy over in the past day or so? You been getting any? Because you look pretty c***blocked right now."

[::madlyhazel]

Hungary couldn't help but give a small laugh as Prussia began talking to Germany. Even if he was in pain or hurt, he would still mess with him. She rolled over to the couch and pulled herself from the wheelchair, sitting down on it. She layed sideways and looked up at the two. "Yeah, it was pretty crappy. Glad it's over though, but we've got some scars, mentally and physically." She pointed to the letters on her neck before leaning her head back over the armrest.
Germany's eyes twitched slightly, and he just moved away from Prussia. He looked at Hungary as she talked, then back at Prussia. "I've just been cleaning up the house since you never do. You guys should've planned better. Looks like you just threw yourselves into a mess and came out injured." He mumbled. He sat down on a chair, crossing his legs. "As much as I hate to admit though, I think I'm glad you guys are okay enough."

[Lore-heika]

Prussia laughed and meandered toward the fridge in search of alcohol. "Imagine that! West DOES care!" He snatched a bottle of beer from the shelf and headed back into the living room, taking a seat in the recliner and propping his leg up. "At least now we're back home and they've been captured. But we didn't even have time to plan ahead. They were always a step ahead... Kesesese, but the &@$!@%#s got their @$$es kicked in the end! Ah, the look on that guy's face who was guarding you was priceless!" He popped the top off the beer and tools swig.

[::madlyhazel]

Hungary rolled her eyes. "I'm glad they came along to get that guy away from me. He would've probably ripped my guts out with that knife of his. He looked so pissed." Still, she gave a small laugh, this time not wincing from her stomach. It still hurt, yes, but it was getting a little better. She'd still probably have to be in that wheelchair for a while though.
Germany just gave a grunt and looked away. "Even if you didn't have time to plan, you could've taken a small account of the enemies and see where they were attacking from. You could've come out much better than now." He grabbed the plate of poppyseed cake again and continued to eat it.

[Lore-heika]

Prussia's eyebrow gave a tiny twitch, but he ignored it and took another drink of beer. "Look, West, you weren't there. Hungary was in pain before as even got there, since they burned the monument. She couldn't do much of anything, and what the hell did you expect me to do? The minute we arrived to the house, they were ready to ambush us." He WAS getting a little irked about his brother telling him what would have been best. Hey, Prussia and Hungary had been through a lot that Germany surely couldn't understand, right? At least, thats how Prussia viewed it.

[::madlyhazel]

Germany looked back at Prussia. "Even if there's an ambush, you need to be prepared. You should've known they could've been anywhere, and therefore needed to have a weapon on hand. See how many of them there are then decide the best attack plan. Since you didn't do such a thing, you were both injured because of your actions." He took another bite of the cake, not even knowing he was irritating Prussia. He was just trying to give his older brother advice.

[Lore-heika]

"Look, I had a weapon, alright, West?" Prussia tapped his fingers on the armrest, smirk faltering slightly. "But when you hear the scream of your girlfriend in the other room with a bunch of gunshots, you don't have time to make a freakin' strategy." Then again, she may not have been shot in the stomach like that if he hadn't fired out of rage... Another long swig of beer. "Just let it go. What happened happened. At least we're alive and the &@$!@%#s were caught." His expression darkened considerably, however.

[::madlyhazel]

Germany just stared at Prussia. "All I'm saying is that you two could've been safer if you had been smarter." He said simply before eating the cake again. Why couldn't Prussia just get that he needed to plan a little, even if he had very little time? If you are surrounded, find the weakest point and break out that way. It's simple, yet it seemed his brother couldn't even figure THAT out. "You just could've done a whole lot better than what you did."

[Lore-heika]

"You weren't there, you don't know what we were dealing with!" Prussia was no longer grinning anymore. "We were two people against an organization of criminal &@$!@%#s. I'd like to know what the hell you would do when you're either dying on the inside or watching your lover suffer through it. It's not like an army, West!" He sighed, sinking further into the chair. "Quit reminding me of what happened- it sucked and I don't really want to relive it!"

[::madlyhazel]

Germany finally kept his mouth shut. Prussia seemed rather angry- something odd for him. He just sighed and shook his head, continuing to eat the cake. He had been in World War II with very few comrades before, but was mostly able to fight the large amount of enemies off. Maybe Prussia wasn't as good as that and was just weaker. Ah, he didn't know, but he best just leave Prussia alone for now.
Hungary had been looking worriedly between the two. Prussia seemed irritated and Germany just made it grow. At least they had stood now. She now looked at Prussia, worry written all over her face. She reached out as far as she could, barely touching his hand with her fingertips. "It's okay, Gil'. You did nothing wrong. There were a lot of them and it wasn't like you could do a whole lot."