_ ᔕTᖇᗩᑎGE ᗪIᗩᖇY 2 _

[.:That_Potato:.]

Yayyyy!!

[Xura]

Oh hey diary! I was sorting through some of my old notebooks and I found some interesting stuff. I'm a bit lazy so I might rewrite like one of these things every once and a while. But I found diary entries from about every grade I was in. OBVIOUSLY, back then I didn't write as awesome or as frequently so cut me some slack if misspell some things... And have pictures ;-; #diarythrowback

Hi. *glue, scribbles, and sparkles* I'm Ashlee. I'm seven and I'm in second grade. So.. This is a picture of me:

Uhm... Uh... I'm going to write about my personal life

Well, that's never a good decision.
...
What? Did you think I wouldn't write side notes? Of course I'm going to! Little me needs some possibly judgemental and somewhat helpful commentary!

Alright. Uhm... How to start..? Well, today went AMAZING. I met this girl, her name is Heather- she's my best friend! I also met a few other friends

Yeah, best friend who ditches you in sophomore year. ... Wow, I'm insecure.

So anyway, we met in class today. We were at the back of the room waiting for this thing that the teacher calls "Assigned Seats" (Like that's going to last ’-’), and I was trying to make friends.

Bad idea. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN! *cries*

So I scooted towards this girl named Emma with blonde hair.
Me: Hi O-O *heavy breathing*

Emma: Uh.... Hi..?
Me: Want to be friends?
Emma: Not really
Me: Are you sureeeee?
Emma: :T Yup.
Me: Would you think about it?
Emma: *shrugs* sure, whatever.
Me: Cool... ... ... ... Are you thinking about it?
Emma: O_o I need some time. Go talk to someone else.
Me: Okie-dokie-Loki!
I scooted over to another person. Her name was Vanessa.
Me: *heavy breathing* Hi O-O
Vanessa: Uh....
Me: Want to be friends?
Vanessa: No. Go away.
Me: Are you sureeeeee?
Vanessa: I don't think your the type of friend I like.
Me: Are you sureeeeeeee?
Vanessa: Yes. Now go away. Your freaking me out.
Me: Okay.
I scooted towards another person.
Heather: Before you say hi, or that you want to be someone's friend, I'll have you know that if we are friends- we're going to stay friends.
Me: Okie-dokie!

Yeah, that happened -_-; I should've said no and tried making friends with Vanessa again.

Heather: Awesome sauce! I'm Heather by the way.
Me: Cool.
Heather: Yup. We should try and make more friends!
Me: Okay! ^-^
We both scooted towards another girl. Heather took the left, and I took the right.
Me: Hi O-O *heavy breathing*
Heather: Want to be our friend? *breathes even heavier than me*
???: :T Sure. I'm Cassie.

I was friends with Cassie in second grade? Whaaaat? #diarythrowback #madness

Me: Cool. You think we can get one more friend?
Cassie: Not likely.
Heather: It's worth a shot, isn't it?
Me: But who else do we want to be friends with? D:
Cassie: I think we should put to vote how many friends we get. I vote tree!
Heather: Did you mean three?
Cassie: That's what I said. Tree.
Heather: Whatever. Why don't you want more friends Cass?
Cassie: I don't want to violate the triangle
Heather: Triangle?
Me: Violate?
What in the world does that mean? What kind of second grader goes around with such a precocious vocabulary?

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Cassie: Da' TRIANGLE OF TRUST!
Teacher: Cassie! Please be quiet, I'm working on the seating chart.
Cassie: Sorry, Miss-teacher-lady-person-that's-in-charge
Teacher: *puts hand to head and sighs* Children give me migraines.
She went back to her chart as we huddled together
Me: Triangle of trust? What're you talking about? We just met like twenty seconds ago.
Cassie: It's simple. Before all of you met mwah, you had a circle of trust between two people. Then, by some miracle, you all met me and we formed the triangle of trust! If you add another person then it'll be a trust Square- and believe me, nobody wants that.
Heather: *blinks* O_o Righttt... Okay. There's nothing wrong with a trust square.
Cassie: EVERYTHING IS WRONG WITH THAT!
Teacher: Cassandra Starr! Behave yourself! -_-" How many times do I have to say it.
Cassie: Sorry miss teacher lady
Teacher: My name is Miss Burke
Cassie: Right, that's what I said
Teacher: *sighs* I should've just gone with that hunky Jamican man into that helicopter. *sighs again* but instead I chose to stay with children.
Cassie: Anyway, I think we should vote on it.
Me: Okay.
Heather: Fine. All in favor of making a new friend, snap once. Those opposed, clap once.
Cassie clapped, while Heather snapped.

What. Did that just say that Heather snapped? CUZ she did! AGHHHHH THATS LIKE UNPLANNED FORESHADOWING!

They stared at me.
Heather: Well? What's your decision?
Me: Uh... Neither?
Cassie: You have to choose something.
Me: Fine. Uh... I think that-

???: O-O *crunches on goldfish by the side of my ear* Hi. I'm Alyssa. Will you be my friendddddd?
Me: Sure.
Cassie: Ey tu brute? Ey Tu?

Cassie could quote Shakespeare? In kindergarten?

Heather: Okay! Well, this is officially a trust square.
Cassie: Where all goldfish must be shared by at least one piece, and our form of decision making comes by voting.
Alyssa: But my goldfish! :c
Cassie: Come on, give them up!
Alyssa: I quit this group
Cassie: You can't. By joining this group you have entered the square of trust, and you therefore you must prove your trust with a goldfish piece. All who leave the square of trust will forever be shunned.
Alyssa: Can we vote on this?
Heather: Sure :T all in favor of shunning everyone who leaves this group say Hollabackatcha!
Everyone but Alyssa said it.
Alyssa: Awww man.
Heather: All in favor of the goldfish fee, raise your pinky finger.
Everyone but Alyssa raised their fingers
Alyssa: Awww man.
She reluctantly gave a piece of goldfish to each of us.
Me: Your trust has been proven, welcome to the group.
Alyssa: yeah, yeah, whatever.
After that the teacher started calling names. I got a seat next to Jimmy and Vanessa. Heather sat behind me while some girl named Amber sat in front of me.
Teacher: Alright delinquents *cough* er.. I mean children! We're going to learn about Math today.
Class: *groan*
Teacher: Who can tell me what one fish plus another fish equals?
The kid with red hair who ate three bugs last year, raised his hand.
Teacher: Jacob?

EW! I kissed that mouth. Ick Ick Ick!

Jacob: two!
Teacher: That's correct. Good job, gold star for you, and tell your father that we thank him for his generous donation and for letting us have such an intelligent young man in the classroom
Jake: uh... What do those words mean?
The kid on my left leaned over and whispered to me
Jimmy: Jake is such a show-off
I nodded. While the kid on the right leaned next to me
Vanessa: Isn't he so smart?
Me: I bet he has cooties
Vanessa: ew! I take it back. Cootie people can't be smart.
I nodded, and Heather tapped my shoulder.
Heather: I hear people with cooties have to have cootie shots to get all better
The girl in front of me turned around.
Amber: I know some cootie doctors in the grades above us, we should tell Jake to go get a shot from them so that he doesn't infect us all.
Jimmy: Please! Cooties only affect girls.
Amber: You would say that, Jimmy *rolls eyes* You're such an annoying brother. Obibulisy, cooties affect both boys and girls *sticks tongue out*
Jimmy: Do not!
Amber: Do too!
Jimmy: Do not!
Teacher: Jimmy, Amber! Stop talking during class. It's disrespectful!
Vanessa: What does that word mean?
Teacher: Don't shout out in class please, Vanessa
Jimmy: But how are we supposed to talk?
Teacher: Raise your hands
Amber: That's dumb.
Teacher: Excuse me! Unless you start behaving yourselves, I'm going to call your parents
Me: Isn't that called tattling? My mommy said that you should never be a snitch. I don't really know what snitch means, but I'm pretty sure it's another word for tattler.
Teacher: It's not tattling when your an adult.
Alyssa: Can we go to recess? D:
Teacher: No! AGH! Shut up! All of you!
Class: *gasps in horror*
Vanessa: She said the words!
Jimmy: I can't believe she said that!
Alyssa: *starts crying* SHE SAID DA WORDS!
After that, the whole class ran around in circles, flipping chairs, throwing food, and even wrapping the teacher in toilet paper. It was madness. But the best madness I have ever been apart of. Eventually, the room separated into several groups behind forts and loaded with ammo with all different kinds.
Me: TRUST SQUARE ASSEMBLE!
Cassie: Reporting for duty! *salutes*
Alyssa: Yup :T I'm here
Heather: Right behind yah, Cap'n Ash.
Me: Okay. What ammo do we have?
Cassie: *still saluting*
Me: uh... *mutters* what were those words again? Oh right! At ease, Commander Cassie!
She put her hand down and pulled out her lunch box.
Cassie: Our Ammo strictly consists of potatoes, ma'am! We have mashed potatoes, French fries, a sweet potato, and what appears to be crumbs from a cookie that I just ate!
Me: Hm. We got anything else? How about you Private Alyssa?
Alyssa: I have the teachers box of chocolates from her desk.
Me: Uh... Hide those, we're eating that ammo later.
Alyssa: Okie-dokie.
She took cover as she ran to her desk with the chocolate.
Me: Are you ready for war?
Heather: Yes!
Cassie: Maybe!
I picked up a glob of mashed potatoes and peered up from the desk fortress we had created.
Me: Charge!
We jumped out from behind the desks and ran after the kids across the room. I pinned down Emma and squished the glob of potatoes onto her face. She fell to the floor, clutching her side.
Emma: Curse you, Ashlee! I will be avenged!
She lay "dead" on the ground.
Alyssa: Watch out, Ash!
She ran behind me and blocked a handful of pudding from hitting me.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!
She grasped her chest and I dragged her behind the desk fort.
Me: Why'd you do it?! *cries* Talk to me!
She grabbed my arm with a firm grip.
Alyssa: Only.. You.. Ashlee... Can save us now.
Her arm fell limp.
Me: WHYYYYYYYYYY?!!!! *wipes away tears* She was such a good solider.
I put one of those scented erasers next to her to mark her grave.
Me: For Alyssa!!!
I charged into Emma's basecamp with the sweet potato and about three French fries. I ripped apart the potato and threw it at Ana, Bella, and Jake. They had thrown spaghetti at me but I had dodged to the wall just in time!
Jake: No fair! *dies*
Ana: This is dumb. *dies*
Bella: My designer princess dress! *runs to the bathroom screaming and crying*
Me: Trust square! I've assembled more ammo!
There was no response. I looked up to see that Vanessa had Heather pinned to the ground and Cassie dead from Brussel sprouts and cabbage (a substance that is too deadly to even touch).

How did I know all this grammer?

Vanessa: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Prepare for your doom!
She squirted out the juice from her juice-box all over Heather.
Me: HEATHERRRR!
Vanessa: I will be the Future ruler of this classroom! The two left are Jimmy and Ashlee.
Me: EEEKK!
I grabbed Emma, Ana, Bella, and Jake's Ammo and dived behind my fort just as Vanessa squirted out a ketchup packet. Luckily, I made it out safely. Jimmy and I sat huddled behind my fort
Vanessa: Give up now, and I promise I won't include vegetables!
Jimmy: That's a good deal
Me: No, Jimmy. Think about all the teammates who went down believing in our cause. *wipes pudding stain from floor off cheek* We have to tough it out for them
Jimmy: You're right. We need to team up though
Me: Agreed.
Vanessa: I would give you twenty more seconds to surrender but I can only count to fifteen!
Jimmy: we need a plan.
Me: I'll be the distraction while you go around behind her and hit her.
Jimmy: You're giving yourself up?
I looked around at the scattered friends on the floor with everything from lemon meringue mini-pies to *shivers* Brussel sprouts on their faces.
Me: For a good cause. These poor soldiers didn't know what they were in for but each willingly put their lives on the line for us. It's time for us to repay the favor no matter what the cost

I'm going to cry. I AM GOING TO CRY. Little me, you go get them! Put your heart and soul into it! okay, I'm openly weeping now.

Me: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
I leapt out from the fort while Jimmy ran around.
Vanessa: I have you now!
She threw a glob of tuna salad at me as Jimmy snuck up behind her with Shrimp and noodles.
Vanessa: NO! It can't Be!
She collapsed to the floor, rolling in food.
Vanessa: This won't be the last of me!
She died but I could hardly pay attention to that as I noticed that I had taken a harsh blow to the side. Jimmy ran over to me and clutched me in his arms. A tear ran down his cheek.
Jimmy: You were so brave.. Why?! Why did this have to happen to you?
I gently stroked his mustard crusted cheek.
Me: everything happens for a reason *gasps*
Jimmy: But this can't. This can't happen! You gave yourself up! This can't be the end.
Me: ... This isn't the end.... It's the beginning... of something beautiful.
I closed my eyes, and "died". The room stayed like that for about 10 seconds until we heard clapping, tears, and shouts of "encore" behind us. Apparently, the whole staff of teachers and principals had been watching us from the part where Heather had gone down... And they had it on video.
Principal: Bravo! *wipes away tears*
We all got up and cleaned the food off our faces.
Principal: We came down here to punish you and take away recess for not listening to your teacher, but after that brilliant performance, it'd be wrong to do that. Well done!
Teacher: WHAT?! But-but this class is driving me nuts! These-these kids are INSANE!
Principal: Nancy, I don't want to hear it. You're staying and they aren't punished.
Cassie: I thought her name was Miss Burke *shrugs* oh well. I guess I'll just call her Nancy.
Teacher: I could go to the board of education and get you written up for this.
Alyssa walked over to the principal.
Alyssa: Mr. Principal man? Can I tell you a secret? But you can't tell anyone or else!
Principal: Sure
Alyssa: *whispers in his ear* Miss teacher lady told us to shut up and it was scary
Principal: -.- Did she? Well, Nancy. If you choose to go to the board I'll have plenty to say about how you treat the classroom!
Teacher: *mutters* snitch.
Yup, so that was my day. BEST DAY EVER.

Indeed it was. One of pie, vegetables, and tears. Well, I'll rewrite another one of these later I guess. Bye diary!

~Next Post~

[Coolpaw5]

AHHHH
IM
SCREAMING
AHHHHHH

OMG ALYSSA AND CASSIE AND XURA AND VANESSA

AHHHH

Okay. That's all.

I luf the post bt-dubs

[.:That_Potato:.]

Wow. I can't believe it. Show us the principal's video!!

[Xura]

AHHHH
IM
SCREAMING
AHHHHHH

OMG ALYSSA AND CASSIE AND XURA AND VANESSA

AHHHH

Okay. That's all.

I luf the post bt-dubs

Thank you! lol. And yup...

Xura. Alyssa. Vanessa. Cassandra.
Long ago, the four children lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when they switched schools. Only the authors, masters of the four stories, could reunite them. But when the protagonists needed them most, they vanished. Ten years passed, and the fans and I have discovered new authors, named Coolpaw5 and Xura. And though their writing skills are great, they still have a lot to learn before they reunite the characters. But I believe the authors can reunify them all

Lol. Idk, some of that doesn't make sense but #avatar woo-hoo!

:shock: :shock: :o :o :shock:

Wow. I can't believe it. Show us the principal's video!! ;)

If only I had it! Lol

[.:That_Potato:.]

AHMYGODAHMYGODAHMYGODAHMYGODAHMYGOD. Wow. OMAGOSSHHH. Wow. Whaattt? It was bootiful beautiful! D': BRAVAAAAAAHHHHH!

Standing ovation!!

[Xura]

Lol. Thanks guys, I was just winging it. Anyway, I'll post again soon. I'm still getting used to being off the vacation clock.

[Baylin]

Xura. Alyssa. Vanessa. Cassandra.
Long ago, the four children lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when they switched schools. Only the authors, masters of the four stories, could reunite them. But when the protagonists needed them most, they vanished. Ten years passed, and the fans and I have discovered new authors, named Coolpaw5 and Xura. And though their writing skills are great, they still have a lot to learn before they reunite the characters. But I believe the authors can reunify them all

Lol. Idk, some of that doesn't make sense but #avatar woo-hoo!

Every so often you two will do some sort of avatar reference, I love it

This one takes the cake though

That and I am a huge avatar nerd.

[Apyrisol]

)=3 avatar was on my laptop last week )=3

[CookieCat000]

And Dakota was secretly in the corner hoarding all the chocolates

FOOD FIGHT YEAHHHHHHHHHH