_ ᔕTᖇᗩᑎGE ᗪIᗩᖇY 2 _

[Xura]

*waddles over awkwardly* Hi. Uhm... This is the second strange diary, below this little intro paragraph is a link to the first. Though, you're pretty smart- especially if you're reading this- so I'm sure you already figured that out. So, enjoy!

_ᔕTᖇᗩᑎGE ᗪIᗩᖇY_

Dear 2nd Strange diary,

You're not as good as the first one. I can't believe I lost it. UGHHHH this stinks. How am I supposed to relay my life story in a way that's convenient for me?!
Amy: Come on, Xura, cheer up.
Me: I can't! That's impossible. How can I cheer up when the record of my life story has disappeared?!
Amy: First of all, I bought you a new diary, and a whole new set of pens at the airport.
Me: What if I forget the name of a person? Or what I ate Saturday night? These are important things!
Amy: *sighs* I know, Xura. There is some important stuff in there, but we searched all night for it. It's gone.
I cried onto her shoulder and she made what appeared to be an attempt to hug me.
Amy: Hey! Maybe this diary could be like the climax!
Me: The climax?
Amy: Well, the first diary is the beginning. You introduced a lot of characters, a lot of your past, and how all this crazy mess started. Now, Strange Diary two can be all action-y and stuff.
I wiped away a tear and sniffled.
Me: You think so?
Amy: I know so. And I promise, I'll do whatever it takes to try and find your diary, okay?
Me: Okay... Thanks, Amy. You're my best friend.
Amy: Better than Heather?
Me: Ugh! Without question.
She laughed.
Amy: Thanks. You're mine too.
The plane began to land in Chicago. We walked out and already felt cold.
Amy: You should go meet with the client. I'll meet you there.
Me: Okay.
We took separate taxi's.
*sigh* normally, I would talk about my feelings of my thoughts here or whatever Amy is doing, but i still don't like you yet, Strange diary two. We need to bond somehow. My last diary and I went through several life or death situations, unfortunately (specifically, for me), I think we need to go through one of those together.
Great. Just great. I actually want something bad to happen to me. Boy am I asking for it.
The taxi stopped at the warehouse. I paid him a hundred dollars and then went in. Erik with a 'k' was standing there. Evil. Erik with the letter k is evil. I know it.
Erik: I didn't think you'd show up. I heard you had a run in with Shawn Xaiviar.
Me: Yeah? Well, no challenge.
LIESSSS.
Erik: Good. Do have it then?
I pulled out my briefcase and set it on the crate. I clicked it open and pulled out Potion 13.
Erik: Impressive.
He raised an eyebrow.
Erik: Would you like a taste?
Me: Pass.
He smiled.
Erik: You truly are talented. You could work for me, you know.
I shook my head.
Me: I really couldn't stay in one place. If you need me-
I pulled out a business card I wrote in sharpie about twenty minutes ago.
Me: That's a secure email address. Whatever you write won't be seen. Just tell me time and place.
He nodded.
Erik: I will.
I walked out with my hands in my pockets. I let out a sigh of relief, I'm glad it was over.
I heard the rustle of a few cans in the corner.
Spoke too soon. Like always.
About four armed men came out at me from all sides. I raised my arms. Outnumbered, of course.
Well, I suppose I asked for my life or death situation.
Man: Xura Stryker! You are under arrest as a rogue agent of shield.
Erik slipped out of the building doors and snapped his fingers.
Tranquillizer darts came out from all sides. The men fell to the ground.
Erik: I had to be sure.
I knew he was evil. The k at the end of his name said everything.
Erik: Now I know for sure, and I'm impressed.
Ugh.
Erik: I'm one of the leaders of Cobra.
Me: You're nineteen years old.
Erik: Yes, but we all start when we're ready.
Me: Uh-huh...
I didn't really know how to react.
Erik: Xura Stryker. You've escaped Cobra's grasp a number of times. Poor Emerald- our best agent- never had a chance against you, did he?
Me: *sighs* Why are you chasing me anyway?
Erik: Because, clearly, you're talented.
Amy's taxi pulled up. She stepped out with a box of donuts.
Amy: What's happening? That's not the client.
Me: What's happening is those donuts!
I snuck my hand into the box and pulled one out. She sighed and shook her head.
Amy: Xura? Can you ever take a situation seriously?
I took a bite of the donut and shook my head.
Me: Nope.
Amy: Whose this guy?
Me: Erik Price, one of the leaders of Cobra.
Amy: Erik with a 'k'?
Me: Yup
I took another bite of the donut.
Amy: Oh. We should run away. Every Erik with a k is like super evil.
Erik: That's not entirely true-
Me: Nope. It is. 7th grade, Erik Chaplin was the biggest meanest bug-eating bully in existence.
Amy pulled out a doughnut too.
Amy: We have good instincts.
Me: I know right?
Amy: I think we're slowly starting to turn into each other.
Me: Yup. Pretty creepy, right?
Amy: Completely creepy. You're suddenly great at the mercanary thing, and I'm eating donuts in the middle of an important conversation.
Me: *sighs* I know. How do we get out of this situation?
Erik: I'm standing right here.
Amy: I don't know. Maybe we should let this get all dramatic and stuff.
Me: Okay. Anyway, I think you left off at the most obvious part, something along the lines of how I'm talented?
Erik: *clears throat* Right. You're talented, and now that you're ex-shield and ex-thunder you very well could be up for grabs.
Me: But I just said that I'm not.
Amy: When did you say that?
Me: Inside the warehouse.
Amy: Oh *nods and bites donut* see, I missed that part.
Erik: This is ridiculous, take me seriously!
I handed him a donut.
Me: Dude. Just try the donuts, you'll understand.
Erik: That's ridiculous!
I waved the donut in front of his face. He smacked it to the ground.
Me: How could you do such a thing?!
Amy: It was so young *wipes away a tear*
Erik: Anyway, as I was saying, you'll be working for me whether you want to or not. After all, you did just get me an influence potion.
Me: That's great for you. What is in these donuts?!
Amy: I have no clue. They're delicious though, aren't they?
Amy threw me to the ground as a dart came out of nowhere.
Me: AHHHH!
Suddenly, Iron man flew down from the sky.
Me: What is happening today?
He snatched Amy and I from the ground and flew us to the top of a roof somewhere in the middle of the city.
Tony: Xura! What are you doing?
Me: Uh... Eating donuts?
Tony: Not what I'm talking about. Three days ago you jumped off a shield helicarrier, and disappeared to Asgard. Asgard, Xura.
Me: I can explain.
Tony: I'm sure you can. Because I'm sure that Thor is not the one disappears in clouds of green smoke.
Me: Okay, so I asked for Loki's help.
Tony: How does he even know you?
Me: He told me that he finds my life entertaining so he watches it like TV.
Tony: Oh that's just wonderful. Why would you even associate yourself with him?
Me: Who cares anymore?
Tony: Xura, I care. I care about what happens to you.
My stomach convulsed, and Amy's did too.
Me: Ughhhh... Amy. Where did you get those donuts?
Amy: Some guy gave them to me for free next to weapons laboratory.
Me: Are you serious? You took those?
Amy: A little foolish, isn't it?
Me: A little?!
We were in so much pain that we fell over.
Amy: I had half of one, how many did you have?!
Me: Three.
Amy: Oh boy.
I blacked out.

Table of contents
THE FEELSSSS
Home at last!
I was having Food Fights before they were Cool
Fanfics? Uh-oh
Royal intervention O_o
Complicated sciencey stuff
Crofty Daniel >:3
Aaron gets superpowers?
The one day break!
Triple Chocolate Pudding Cup

[CookieCat000]

Mark
Oh no
Something's wrong with them donuts...

[starsailor]

*fangirls* Can we mark? owo

[Xura]

*fangirls* Can we mark? owo

Yes! I think all your signatures are pretty and I like to look at them o3o

[Apyrisol]

IS MAH SIGGY PWETY? OwO

[Coolpaw5]

AHHHHHHHHHHH I LIKE SHAWN THE BESTTT YEASSS

[Baylin]

Too cruel
You rigged the doughnuts Xura .w.

My guess is maybe the Shawn stole a little of the potion when Xura wasn't paying attention. He knew exactly where she would be, with the diary in all.
Perfect plan.

[Xura]

IS MAH SIGGY PWETY? OwO

Lol. I stare at your siggie at least a minute every time you comment

AHHHHHHHHHHH I LIKE SHAWN THE BESTTT YEASSS

YEA. Lol ~o3o~ I like Shawn, Cole, and Koda.

Too cruel
You rigged the doughnuts Xura .w.

My guess is maybe the Shawn stole a little of the potion when Xura wasn't paying attention. He knew exactly where she would be, with the diary in all.
Perfect plan.

AHHHH YOUR AN AWESOME P.I! XD lol but we'll see... *twists mustache*

[TheFabulousHorse]

OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH
GO GO GO
MORRRREEE!!!
*sits* I'm not leaving until there's more, even then I WON'T LEAVE. XD

[Apyrisol]

IS MAH SIGGY PWETY? OwO

Lol. I stare at your siggie at least a minute every time you comment

AHHHHHHHHHHH I LIKE SHAWN THE BESTTT YEASSS

YEA. Lol ~o3o~ I like Shawn, Cole, and Koda.

Too cruel
You rigged the doughnuts Xura .w.

My guess is maybe the Shawn stole a little of the potion when Xura wasn't paying attention. He knew exactly where she would be, with the diary in all.
Perfect plan.

AHHHH YOUR AN AWESOME P.I! XD lol but we'll see... *twists mustache*

Y tank u. And *sees u like Cole and Koda* U r now mah best friend!