StupidClan

[Midnight Moon]

NOT IF I GET IT FIRST ,, slams into ground ,,

[Neon-chan]

Nyan cat is from youtube. youtube is on the internet. logic.)))


I N T E R N E T

Internet kept pointing at where Nyan cat stood before she exploded, which technically was just the floor. "THE POWER OF THE FLOP!" xhe hollered while laughing maniacally. Then xer limping leg twisted and xhe fell on the floor on xer back, screaming "OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOH OW OW OW!!!!" like the lady in the grape stomping incident. Then xhe just laid there thinking about life for a moment. After a while xhe calmly shouted, "SO COINCIDENTAL. MUCH VIRAL MEMES. SUCH INTENRET. MANY ME" While flailing xer arms in the air like noodles. Then xhe died and respawned in minecraft, where a creeper was right next to xer. Then it exploded, and xhe died again, respawning near a mansion in GTA 5. Then xhe got shot by some random criminal, and respawned again. This time xhe was riding a bird that was flying across hills and noticed xhe was in Tiny Wings. Then she fell of the bird and died. Then xhe respawned back in camp rubbing xer head. xhe looked down, and xhe saw xer iPhone on the floor, which was turned on and in xer games tab where those apps shown. Xhe was standing there, thinking about what just happened.

[serendipity-]

((I'm baaack!))
"What?!" Bill said spinning around to face Splootchy. He coughed up a Dorito in shock. "I'm not even a real cat!"

In the beach hotel, Snowflake examined a keyboard. She looked at the asterisks (*) and said, "It looks like a cat butt!" She ran to Potatosquid and hugged his butthole.

[CoolComrade]

(Heh. It kind of does. )
"It does!" he yelled, hugging her back.

[Totty]

(( Yay, you both are alive again! :3 ))

Splootchy whimpered, "Please!". She looked at the Dorito. "You sure look like a cat to me! Please!!! I wont bother you anymore I just want youuuuuuu...." she trailed off, looking down. She began rapidly crying, attempting to guilt-trip the heartless dreamito.

[serendipity-]

"We are friends. Just friends. Now I'll go now..." Bill cat saud. He backed away slowly.

((Yep it does. Thanks Jimmy Fallon.))
"Yay!" She yelled. Snowflake pulled off the key and nommed on it. "Plastic is the next health food trend!"

[Totty]

Splootchy flopped on the ground and wailed before grabbing his wrist. She looked up at him. "Please? I'll leave you alone for the rest of your nacho cheddar Dorito life! I'll be your servant, slave, I'll jump in a ditch, I'll bury myself alive, I'll jump on a train track, I'll base jump off of a sky-scraper and forget my parachute on purpose, I'll cut off all my limbs, I'll sew my mouth shut, I'll tear out my eyes, I'll scrape off my nose, I'll remove all my claws, I'll rip out my teeth, I'll stab a pencil in my spleen, I'll paralyze myself, I'll drown myself, I'll rip out all my guts, I'll skin myself and jump in a bath of salt, I'll cut off my tail, I'll die for you! Just pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseee...?", she begged and faceplanted deep into the dirt. (( Oh, I saw that tonight show episode x3! ))

Sugercube began to break dance and stuffed her mouth with ketchup and mustard, "WOOHerkabfj,mbh1!" she yelled, muffled with sauce.

Frenchyfry ate her paw?

(( btw, everyone back at the GF roleplay is looking for you >3<! )

[CoolComrade]

"Really?" Potatosquid asked. He then ate the entire keyboard then threw it up. "I think it tastes like rotten eggs."

[Neon-chan]

(((@FruffehSwift the flop? Its from asdf movies )))
I N T E R N E T

Internet was still rubbing xer head, wondering what in StarchClan happened. Xhe picked up her phone and just stared at the screen. Then all of a sudden a notification came up.

20% Battery Left
____________________________
Dissmiss

"AAAAHHHHHHHH" Internet screamed, running around camp looking for a charger, "IT'S THE END OF THE WORLDDDDDD!!!111!!"

[Totty]

Splootchy flopped on the ground and wailed before grabbing his wrist. She looked up at him. "Please? I'll leave you alone for the rest of your nacho cheddar Dorito life! I'll be your servant, slave, I'll jump in a ditch, I'll bury myself alive, I'll jump on a train track, I'll base jump off of a sky-scraper and forget my parachute on purpose, I'll cut off all my limbs, I'll sew my mouth shut, I'll tear out my eyes, I'll scrape off my nose, I'll remove all my claws, I'll rip out my teeth, I'll stab a pencil in my spleen, I'll paralyze myself, I'll drown myself, I'll rip out all my guts, I'll skin myself and jump in a bath of salt, I'll cut off my tail, I'll die for you! Just pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssseee...?", she begged and faceplanted deep into the dirt. (( Oh, I saw that tonight show episode x3! ))

Sugercube began to break dance and stuffed her mouth with ketchup and mustard, "WOOHerkabfj,mbh1!" she yelled, muffled with sauce.

Frenchyfry ate her paw?

(( btw, everyone back at the GF roleplay is looking for you >3<! )

(( @Juvia, Oh, nah not the Flop, the Jimmy Fallon show that featured the asterisks ( * ) as a cat butt >3< ))