StupidClan

[serendipity-]

"I am impaled just look! Who even is the medicine cat her?" Bill groaned. He bleeded Dorito crumps from his cat belly. "What is this sensation they call bleeding?"

Snowflake got cute puppy dog eyes. "I weally wanna know what is it? Is it shmile dip or cotton candee?"

[raeganangel]

" It's pure sugar... DONT EAT IT!" her fur turned black and her eyes turned red," NEVER EAT IT."

[serendipity-]

Snowflake ignored the evil colors and continued naively smiling. "Pure sugar eh? Is it Smile Dip, Pixie Stik, stevia, sour sugar, TELL ME!" she derped. ((I made a new verb :3))

[XDreamerX]

Looks:
Username:squirrelco
Name:Lardface
Gender:female
Personality: Derpy, loves food and has mental issues.
Crush: this potato
Mate: a potato
Family: her brother is a pig. her mum is a fat donkey, and her dad is a live umbrella. they left her when she was -1 moons. Nobody knows why she turned out a cat.
Age: 900 moons
Rank: elder
hehe i think I did tihs right

[Neon-chan]

Username: Juvia Lockser
Name: Internet
Gender: No gender
Personality: random, dangerous yet lovable, social, dumb yet advanced, like internet!
Crush: EEEEVVVVEEERRRYYOOOONNNEEE!!!
Mate: The thing I took this picture with!
Family: Mah sis Mozilla and mah bro Chrome, and da baby Wi-Fi
Age: Been around since the 1980s
Rank: I RULE ABOVE ALL WHO HAVEN'T LIVED IN A CAVE THEIR WHOLE LIFE
Other: Always carriesthe latest iPhone and a selfie stick

[serendipity-]

((Yay! auto accepting btw.
My cats are here, and here.))

[Neon-chan]

I N T E R N E T

Internet somehow started walking on two legs to Kermit and Bill, and raised xer phone. "Would you like me to text this medicine cat?"

[serendipity-]

"That would be nice but we don't have one," Bill stated while still bleeding Dorito crumbs. "Gawd this clan is so dysfunctional! We need a medicine cat!"

[Neon-chan]

"I could be one... but all I'm good at is searching up shtuff" Internet replied. Then xhe just randomly flopped on the floor. "Im huuungry"

[XDreamerX]

Le Lardface derped into teh camp, "HERNGADERNG" she derped.