Ask a stupid Question get a stupid answer V.2

My gallery · by **Maralise** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:13 am

I can, but I usually stumble at 2098751254523456qwertypototatomelon

How many hours is it safe for a child to sit in front of a TV, 11 or 12?

My gallery · by **atling** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:14 am

11 and 11232/1111111 of an hour.

is a hamster supposed to live for a day?

My gallery · by **polaris.** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:17 am

No, they live for 3 minutes.

Who am I?

My gallery · by **Princeton** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:19 am

A majestic piece of poisonous bread.

Can butterflies swim?

My gallery · by **NerdyPegasus** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:23 am

Yes. In fact, the air is water.

Is anyone online?

My gallery · by **Princeton** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:24 am

No, they're all hiding from the zombies.
Can polka dots come to life?

My gallery · by **Flsh.bowl** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:28 am

Only if you eat a sock

What is a spoon?

My gallery · by **Princeton** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:32 am

A rectangular banana that tastes like cardboard
How do I walk?

My gallery · by **Geralt&Ciri<3** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:33 am

With legs made from water

Why do we eat food?

My gallery · by **atling** » Mon Jul 20, 2015 4:34 am

You don't. You eat by scooting your butt on the floor.

When can I sing?