StupidClan

[Princeton]

Kermit the Frog
"Nope, a unicorn brought you here!" Kermit shrieked.

[Totty]

(( God, it's so hard for me to not post here. The derp is real. Maybe just a little comment, then I'll leave again for another long while omo ))

Sugarcube blasted her synthesized music on the stereo and threw it at Kermit. "THIS NYIS LAH FOOCTHER." She derped.

[serendipity-]

((Derpness becons me!))
Bill got hit in the face with the boombox playing synthesised music. "Synthesized music, it hurts!" He flopped on the ground and stabbed himself on a root. "Oh, look at that. I've been impaled,"

[Princeton]

Kermit the Frog
"STAHHP NU Y U DO THT PLS STAHHP DUD Y" He says in his Kermit voice with Kermitness.

[raeganangel]

Prettyfur padded out, flipping her thick bangs and flying over the rainbow," IM TOO PRETTY FOR YOU!" she cried, shaking out her pink sparkly fur.


Smellypaw padded out sadly over to Kermit," Synthesized music saddens me..."


Wow! I havent been on this thread in like five months!))

[Princeton]

(Wow)
Kermit the Frog
*pats on the head* "I know. These are hard times." He says, then begins crying.

[serendipity-]

Bill hissed at Kermit. "Sythythised music made me impale myself!"
Specialsnowflake ran to pretty fur. "Omg! Is this smile dip or cotton candy?" Snowflake licked it to find out.

[Princeton]

Kermit the Frog
"Then call for help!" He said, his front legs up as far as they could go.

[raeganangel]

Smellypaw called 911," We have an impalement case over here!"


Prettyfur shrieked," DONT EAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Princeton]

Kermit the Frog
He comforted his pet squirrel who was shaking. "It's okay. We are getting help for impaled cats. You aren't impaled." He said.