corrupt a wish v.2

[saphira455]

Granted, but now you can't stop coughing.

I wish upon Sirius.

[electrastar]

(spoilers for Harry potter book 5)


You cannot wish upon Sirius Black, he is dead


I wish I had a pet bird

[master of spaz]

Granted. I'd like you to meet Pippa the bird. She lives in a clock and goes cuckoo.

I wish dinosaurs never existed.

[Yodel]

Granted, but instead of dinosours there were killer robots, and when humans first populated the planet, the robots killed all human kind!

I wish i was rich.

[Rotten Work]

Wish granted! You are rich, but people only 'love' you for your money

I wish for mechanical wings that i can use to fly

[electrastar]

Granted, but they're ugly as heck and you can't get rid of them

I wish we lived in a world with no problems

[Yodel]

Granted, but you were blasted into space and now live on a planet with MANY MANY MANY more problems than earth had.

i wish i had a pet unicorn that was invisible from evil (AND COULDN'T TURN EVIL!)

[FallenDreams]

granted, but it ran away and now you can't find it

I wish I could fly

[Yodel]

(aww....)
Granted, but you are horrible at flying, and you arent getting any better!

I wish i ruled the world and everyone loved me.......... (muahahahahahaha >;D)

[BatPopsicle]

Granted, but everyone loved you so much that they smothered you to death.

I wish I had some bacon right now.