1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[Koala Bear]

Turn Walmart into Nim's island (Who doesn't like RPG?)

[CollieKitten]

2325 - Throw things over aisle (...I did this with stuffed animals and hit an employee as a kid...)

[løwkey lawnmøwer.]

2326-
You will need something that will play music with rickroll on it.
Step 1- Look like a normal shopper and fill a basket/trolley with ice-cream, cakes and cookies.
Step 2- Still looking like a normal shopper, walk to a checkout.
Step 3- When the worker is scanning your ice-cream cakes and cookies scream at the top of your
lungs, "STOP!".
Step 4- When everyone is looking at you oddly, stomp to the front of the store and start playing
rickroll at the loudest volume your phone/tablet/etc. can go and start singing it really badly.
Step 5- Once the song is done, if you haven't already been kicked out walk back to the checkout
and take all the ice-cream cakes and cookies and throw it at people.
Step 6- Run.

[Goner.]

2327-

Run around like Nicholas Cage screaming "I'M A VAMPIRE!" Over and over again at the top of your lungs.
(I've done this before)

[molly.]

2328
take a box fill it with leters of zoda and with drop menteos in it and run away screaming were all going to die a volcaneo

[Daytime-Despair]

Choose someone to be Senpai, grab a weapon, and go on a yandere-spree

[defalt]

2330


Wear a raptor mask and get some angel wings. Put em on, and run around saying

"EVERYONE IS A T REX IF THEY BELIEEEVEEEE"

[ChocoFloat]

2331 - Fire frozen meatballs at everyone's head c':

[Byrdee ★]

2332-
Go in a very populated part of the store. Stand just away from the crowd and scream "LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE." When State Farm doesn't actually show up scream at the top of your lungs while army crawling through the crowds legs.

[alyxmin]

2333 -

Act like a puppy and bark at people.