1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[defalt]

2314


Take a egg carton, milk, And flour. Once that is all open, go to a customer and dumb the milk into the cart, then splatting the eggs in. DUMB FLOUR ALL OVER HEHEWHR TERHT. once your done, your hands should be covered. Stare at them and do the "Shh" to them while holding a finger to their face. say "I am howtobasic" and run.

[Totty]

^^ That reference tho ;3;

2315

Scream constantly, duh ;P

[amaterasu_tea]

2317 - . Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

[lukeila]

2318-- set the store on fire with my rad mixtape

[ChocoFloat]

2319 - Eat all their ice cream o.o

[marinara sauce]

2320 - Go to the furniture section, try to make your own living room, and when a worker says something, just yell at them, "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

[doge fruit]

2321~Put on a bike helmet and a football chest guard(if they have any of those)and jump into the ball pit and stay in it.

[Lycancore]

2322- Grab some bananas and climb up to the ceiling. * For extra points and a quicker removal, make monkey noises or scream a reference to king kong. *

~Spirit

[soymonky]

Use some lotion or some gel thing to make yourself a mohawk and then start doing a scream. Then at the end shout " I AM THE BEST SCREAMO IN WALMART EVER " ~ 2323

[ChocoFloat]

Go and open cans of Chef Boyardee pasta and spill them on people's shirts >:D