Dear Hawk,
I just found out something awesome! Robot Me can't be destroyed with swords and claws! And I found out... by completely embarrassing myself!
Wait. That isn't... good. Well, the same thing again. Normal stuff, then not-very-normal stuff. Yeah. Right. But... it seems like Snowy's wish has come true. You know, the Popular stuff? Here she is.
She has wings like me. And I suppose.... Snowy saw some 'Popular' potential in her, or either... she's really desperate. So.... yeah. Sorting. Stuff.
Snowy: Possible Popular - name and interests?
???: I'm Void... I like shopping, read -
Snowy: POPULAR! You're with me. Now -
Void:
B - but I don't want to -Snowy: You say something?
Void: N - No.... *walks off*
Yep, Snowy must be deaf. I can hear her from over here, but she can't hear her when she's right in front of her. So... Void seems nice enough, I guess. But she's a Popular. I don't know, really... Normal stuff. Yup. I caught Fang about to hug Creek from behind, when she was alone and was trying to take a photo of something, and suddenly Creek yelled, "I'VE GOT IT!" and ran off. Fang looked pretty disappointed, I'll say.... maybe.... I'll encourage him. Now, more... stuff.
Cinnamon. She seems to half believe me... Maybe she's experienced some things like this before? Maybe if I get her help, perhaps I could encourage her to get Cinders to listen to me.... Some of the Populars.... The nice ones.... Could help me with getting Snowy's help. And this all powers and elemental stuff... It's getting worse.
Me: *walking by Snowy*
Snowy: *notices me* Oh, Outcast girl. You know, I can easily preserve that ugly face of yours before it becomes uglier?
Me:
Excuse me, little
Snowflake, you should stop looking in the mirror so often at your ugly face before it becomes UGLIER.
Snowy: How can looking at my perfect, snowy pale complexion make me uglier? *flicks hair over shoulder* You should try sticking your face in the fridge to preserve it, but I've got something better. *holds up paw*
Me: Um, you think -
Then I remembered she had ice powers. At that millisecond I remembered that, a white beam of ice - not solid, weird thing - and hit me in the face. Then suddenly I was cold. And frozen. And stuck to the ground like an ice statue.
Snowy:
That would do it, wouldn't it? *struts off*
Me: *attempts to make angry face but my face is still frozen* Mmmf! Mmmhf!
So I was stuck there, in the middle of the hallway, as students passed by me without doing anything - just glancing at me. Then someone - a jock - came to my rescue.
Luke: Hey. Stuck in an ice cube or something? You would make a great ice cube for a yeti's lemonade.
Me: Mmmf!
Luke: I suppose you want to get out, don't you? *touches ice*
Then the ice melted around me, soaking my fur and feathers right to the bottom.
Me: *shivers* Um, thanks... You...
Luke: The melting ice thing? It's a bit of fire, you see. It comes when I need it - or someone else does. Like, when I actually need it. It's not actually powerful enough to melt the entire Arctic. *chuckles*
Me: Um, yeah. *resists urge to shake out fur* But did you actually have to make me all... wet?
Luke: Yeah. There's no other way -
Me: *shakes out fur*
Water sprayed everywhere - at Luke, at the students, the hallway, and everything. When I finally finished, I was still a bit damp, but at least I was mostly dry. But my fur and feathers had fluffed up and I looked like a big fluffball chicken thing. So of course, everyone was glaring at me. Before I ran away from a bunch of angry students, I noticed one thing - Robotic Me, standing at the corner. Tiny sparks fizzed at her huge ears (What? It's not like I have gigantic ears like that!) and she growled in annoyance. I had a tiny idea, but it was washed away when the students tried to tackle me. So I ran away, still looking like a big ball of fluff.
So of course, I decided to use my wings (smart, right?) to fly away. But I realized that the water still left in it, and how it had fluffed up, was not suitable (where did I learn that word again?) to fly with. Someone grabbed at my tail, but luckily my tail isn't made of fur but some wispy, mist thing, so I barely felt a thing. Where did I get the wispy, mist tail from? (I really should give it a new name.) I have no idea! Well, back on to whatever I did - my heroic escape from the student mob.
So, I went, used that speed and leftover energy in my paws, and ran away. I managed to find a half empty garbage can and jumped in it, like a superhero from one of those kid cartoons, and slammed the lid. I heard them run past - someone's paw slammed against the side of the can, where I was leaning on, and I got a bruise on my cheek. Yay. But they didn't catch me, at least... Now to see if it was worth it. I was covered in leftover lunch, gooey stuff, and banana peels. Even more disgusting, some guy's failed slime experiment was in there, too. Now I'm still trying to wash out the sticky green stuff - I might have gotten some in my mouth. Yuck - wait. Am I poisoned? Oh no. Don't tell me I'm poisoned. I'm going to -
Okay. I'm not poisoned. I managed to wash out the lumpy chunks of sandwich and slime, so... I'm fine. But... the smell. Besides, they might be hunting me down for the rest of the day.... I need... a disguise. To... make them not know.... I'm the girl who smells like trash. Yuck. Second....
Ew. I can't believe it'll actually work... plus I can't believe I have such outfits in my closet. A mask, which I got from somewhere - Halloween shop, maybe? - it's a bit small for me.... Maybe when I was a pup. A weird, long sleeved white thing that makes me look like I'm going to start a business, and a set of glasses. I wonder why do I have glasses.... It's hard to see through them, though. It makes everything blurry... I can't get rid of this tuft of hair on my head and my wings, so I have to cross my paws and hope they don't figure me out. I'll... test it first. Maybe... with the first dog I see outside my room. Okay. Here we go... (I wish I could bring my sword and bow... I guess... I'll act as a nerd. Who doesn't bring weapons around with them... Like me...)
I can't believe it. The first dog I saw was Snowy, Queen of Mean. And she totally fell for it. Though it's still hard to see through the mask and glasses. So.... this was how it went.
Me: *takes a step outside*
Snowy: *passes by* OMG! Why is there an ugly Nerd in Creek's room?! I knew Nerds had no taste in fashion! It's like, UGH! *fakes fainting*
Me: Um... I'm a Nerd, yeah - *quickly changes voice to a squeak* AndNerdshavenotasteinfashionrightIknowI -
Snowy: *frowns at me* Have I sorted you yet?
Me: Um, I, uh, ye - ImeanNO!
Snowy: Geez, stuttering. And ugly mask, glasses, and shirt. You're a Nerd already.... Be happy I haven't made you an Outcast. What's your name, anyways?
Me: *was ready to leave* M - My name? Uh, my name is.... very nerdy. Definitely... a nerd's name. If I could just think of a Nerd's name....
Snowy: *snorts* Um, duh. You're a nerd, so.....
Me: Mynameis - I mean, um, my name is Lersky. Larksky. Yeah, Larksky.
Snowy: Weird name, nerd. DO MY HOMEWORK! *sticks her homework at me*
Me: Um, I, uh, yeah. Right. *takes her homework and quickly rushes back into Creek's room*
Snowy: WAIT A SEC - IS THAT EVEN YOUR ROOM? NO, I DON'T THINK SO! *grabs doorknob*
Me: *locks door*
Snowy: LET ME IN! LET ME IN!
So, yeah. She's gone now.... but I can hear a couple of dogs outside. Let me peek... Yeah. They're still looking for me and muttering, "Where's the fake Skyler?" and this and that. I'm... Larksky. The silliest name in the world. But I guess I have to deal with it.... Okay. Snowy's homework... *looks at it* Oh. Dear. HER HOMEWORK IS SUPER ADVANCED BECAUSE THE NERDS KEEP DOING IT FOR HER!!!! You know what? I'm just going to hide this somewhere.... and go out. Sadly, I have a meeting with Sunny, Creek, Danava and Riptide, and it's outside. Okay. Here it goes....
Okay. I'm safe, at where they're hiding out. I've tried to explain... They believe me. But they think it's weird. So.... I better put you down. Because I just remembered something... and I have a plan. Hopefully, I'll have destroyed that useless robot the next time I write in you. I guess I'll stick around in this costume for now, to be safe.... See you, Hawk. I'm going to rip that robot apart - and I know what just to do. And.... Snowy will be in it. Whether she does it on purpose or not.
