High School Drama

[WolvesOfFire]

Yessssss Razor all the way

[.:That_Potato:.]

Yessss! Alyssa and Razor! SAY YES!

[Coolpaw5]

GAH. HI.

I.
CAN'T.
STOP.
THINKING.
ABOUT.
RAZOR.

Not in a romantic way. Or maybe it is.

I DON'T KNOWWWWW

I just. CANT. I JUST CANT

He liked me? For how long? Was I too stupid to notice? Was he flirting with me every time we hung out? Was he joking? Did his friends dare him to or something? If I tell Megan, would she get angry?

ASDFGHJKL;

It's Sunday, and I spent the entire weekend thinking about it.

I think I'm going to do something to try keep my mind off of it.

Imma go see if any of my friends want to do something.

_______________________

Okayyy, none of my friends want to do something.

Megan didn't answer her phone, Time said he had to work his part time job, I'M TRYING TO GET MY MIND OFF OF RAZOR, Logan said he had to watch his baby sister, and LUCY IS STILL NOT TALKING TO ME

I guess that means I got me some alone time.

...

THIS IS BORING. HOw do people manageee?!

Oh well.

I'll write another story. I know how much you love that.

Once upon a time...

There lived a girl. Her name was Ally. She was a princess and SHE WAS BORED AS POTATOES.
She was forced to stay in her castle because there were no villagers in need of her saving.
Her castle was humongous, but no one would speak to her because she had a curse put on her.
The curse was that if someone talks to her for over an hour total, they would fall in love with her.
And even if they didn't speak to each other, if they hung out with each other for a week, they would fall in love with her.

Isn't that a cool curse? I would totally love it if I had that.
But then again, if I get like a crazy-stalkerish person like Megan to fall in love with me...
Yeah... No, never mind. I totally don't want that curse.

Anyway!

Even if they don't speak to her for an hour straight -- The could speak to her for ten minutes for six days -- they would still fall in love with her.
This would obviously cause a lot of problems such as "fighting for her love" and married couples getting divorced.
So, they isolated her in her bedroom and dropped off food once in a while.
When she went out, she was prohibited from speaking to people and instead wrote on cue cards.
She rarely went out, and when she did, the guards had to warn the townspeople that she was coming.

Oh, I have to go. I'll finish the story later when I come back!

________________________________

Kay I'm back. I don't really feel like finishing the story. Maybe another day.

Anyway, I went out and I saw Megan.

Me: Hey Megan!
Megan: Hi Alyssa.
Me: . . .
Megan: . . .
Me: So, what are you doing out?
Megan: Just looking around. Getting something to eat. Nothing much.
Me: Cool.
Megan: Did you eat the confection?
Me: The what?
Megan: The confection. Razor gave you one, right?
Me: Uh, YEAH! I didn't eat it uh, yet. He's going to give it to me on Monday.
Megan: Hm.
Me: Hm.........

Awkward silence

GAH I HATE AWKWARD SILENCESSS

Megan: Why did he want to give you a confection all of a sudden?

I HATE LYING.

I SUCK AT IT.

Okay, caps-lock is put away now.

Me: I don't know. Ask him.
Megan: Okay, I will-
Me: WAIT NO DON'T ASK HIM
Megan: ???
Me: I just remembered! He uh, wanted to give me a confection... as a gift! A friendly gift. A friend anniversary, a friendiversary!
Megan: ??????????
Me: Uh yeah!
Megan: Okaaaaay?????
Me: Yup! Been friends for... a month?
Megan: School started 3 months ago.
Me: I MEAN 3 MONTHS. Dang, how time flies! I'll get you your friendiversary gift too!
Megan: Okay? Thanks?
Me: Hehe, yeahh...
Megan: Okay....
Me: ( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
Megan: ◔̯◔
Me: Ooookay. It was nice seeing you. See you on Monday!
Megan: Mhhm.

GAH

SHE KNOWWSSSS

/)-(\

I wish there was some sort of lying program so you can get better at lying.

Well, I guess that isn't that good of a program because it's 'dishonest' and whatnot.

BUT STILL.

She didn't seem that angry about it.

Unless she doesn't know.

I DON'T KNOW

HELP ME

BYE

26. I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL

[Xura]

Awwwwhhhhhhhhh! Lol

[.:That_Potato:.]

ooh, Is Megan JELLY??

[ParaKitty]

ooh, Is Megan JELLY??

She will be if she finds out...

[.:That_Potato:.]

ooh, Is Megan JELLY??

She will be if she finds out...

[Neon-chan]

A love square. yay.....

LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAA???

UGH I DONT KNOW WHO TO DECIDE WITH! I'M LIKE 50 50 HOLY COW
ALYSSIME IS ADORABLE
ALYSSOR IS ADORABLE
LUCY IS TOO GOOD FOR LOGAN, HE'S AN ***HOLE
MEGAN IS THERE FOR COMICAL REASONS

LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAA???

I'm confusled, but I'm not confusled...

LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAA???

[Coolpaw5]

Um. Hey.

So uh, today's Monday. And that means...

TIME TO SEE RAZOR!!!!

I SHOULDN'T BE STRESSED BUT I AMMM!!!

No one has ever asked me out before, SO IM KINDA FREAKING OUT

HOW DO I REJECT HIM

Like, I even went as far as to search it up on Google.

I could have asked my mom for advice? Pssh, what does she know? SHE DOESN'T GET MY LIFEEE

Okay. Here it goes.

Science class, where apparently, you learn to dissect a frog and also how to break a boy's heart.

MMMMM, SCHOOL

I slid into my seat. The bell rings.

. . .

RAZOR ISN'T HERE.

I'm partially relieved because I don't have to reject him, but I'm also partially disappointed because I got all stressed for nothing, ya know?

Teacher: ALYSSA, get to the board and write down the six basic styles of love.

I walked up to the board.

Me: . . . Uh, Mr. Whats-your-face?
Teacher: What.
Me: Uh, uh, why are we learning about different love styles?
Teacher: WHat do you mean 'why'? THIS IS SCHOOL. YOU COME HERE TO LEARN STUFF
Me: No, no, I just mean... Why this particular lesson?
Teacher: WOULD YOUUUU LIKE TO TEACH THIS CLASS?!
Me: I just mean, we were learning about the brain last class, so why are we learning about styles of love now?
Teacher: BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT.
Me: Okay, geez...

I have absolutely no idea what we're talking about.

Styles of love?!?!???? DOES THIS EVEN BELONG IN SCIENCE CLASS?!?!? WHAT

Teacher: Well, come on, we don't have all day.
Me: Uh... I don't know what... Uh...
Teacher: WHAT WAS THAT??!?!?!?
Me: OKAY GEEZ.

I just sneaked a peek at my phone and searched it up on Wikipedia. Mr. Whats-his-face didn't notice because he was too busy reading fan-fiction on his laptop.

Me: **AHEM** Okay, there are a total of six different types of love styles, also known as the 'colors' of love-
Teacher: OI, PUT AWAY THE PHONE.
Me: >.> Fine.

I had to rely on my memory now.

Me: Okay, the first kind of style of love is... Eros... Which is like falling in love at first sight. They are usually hopeless romantics.

Huh. That kinda sounds like me. Falling in love on first sight...

Nah, probs not.

Me: The second one is... Ludus? Is that how it's pronounced? Oh well. So, like... Players, I guess. Not sticking to one person.

OH MAN, THAT HAS COURTNEY WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.

Actually, I don't know. I don't really care for her romantic relationships, so eh.

Me: Another type is... Prama?
Teacher: Pragma.
Me: OH, RIGHT. Pragma. Uh... Practical lovers. They want long-term goals.

I guess that's like Logan. Practical? I don't know, I'm having fun comparing my friend's love styles. :3

Me: Okay, another one is... Mania. They think their lover is EVERYTHING AND THEY NEEED THEM.
Teacher: And may I add, they usually find their partner through chance without knowing much about them. This kind of love style can usually lead to obsession and becoming very jealous and possessive. Just like my last e-harmony girlfriend.

Uh... I don't know... I don't think I hang out with some one who's manic.

I kind of feel like I do! But, I just can't put my finger on it. None of my friends really seem like this type. Hm... I'll think of it later.

Me: And... The last one is Ape-
Teacher: Agape.
Me: Agape! They're forgiving and patient and stuff.

This is kind of like Lucy? She's really forgiving towards Logan, BUT NOT TOWARDS ME. D:< She is kind of manic too, I guess. SHe's sooo possessive over Logan

Me: And... Yeah.
Teacher: There's one more.
Me: Uh... Shoot.

I DON'T KNOW, I HAD LIKE A THIRTY-SECOND WIKIPEDIA LOOK, IT'S IMPRESSIVE I GOT THAT MUCH

???: The last one is Storge.

Guess whoooo

Teacher: That's right. Go up to the board and write it down.
Me: O.O
Razor: Hey Alyssa.
Me: O.O
Razor: ...?
Me: Ah, uh, uh, when did you come?
Razor: I was a few minutes late to class because I forgot to get some books from locker.
Teacher: HEY. NO CHIT-CHAT
Razor: Right. Storge is love that grows out of friendship and similar interests. **winks at me**
Me: O.O
Teacher: Correct. You may come sit back down.

I just stared at him as I sat in my seat. He sat next to me, smiling.

Me: O.O
Razor: Are you that shocked that I came to class?
Me: N-No! It's not that... Ha. Ha.
Razor: Then what is it?
Me: I mean, uh, yeah, I'm shocked you came to class.
Razor: Okay? **laughs**
Me: What?
Razor: Are you lying about something?
Me: What?!
Razor: You always stutter when you lie.
Me: WHAT?!

HE KNOWS. HE KNOWS MY BIGGEST SECRET.

NO ONE KNOWS BUT HE.

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Me: I, uh, don't stutter when I lie.
Razor: Mhm. **laughs some more**
Me: D:<

Okay, this is good. As long as he just talks about other stuff, I may not have to bring up his-

Razor: So do you have your answer now?
Me: My answer to what?
Razor: I was hoping to be a bit more memorable. **ahem** Alyssa Green, will you go out with me?

I looked around. Okay, okay, good, good. Nobody seemed to notice THAT I WAS DYING OVER HERE

HOW DOES HE SAY THAT SO EASILY. WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON SOMEONE, JUST TALKING TO THEM KILLED ME... in a good way :3

Me: Uh, I, uh, so you were that guy at the dance, right?
Razor: Yup.
Me: How did you tell it was, uh, me?
Razor: I can find your eyes in any crowd.
Me: Really? With just my eyes?
Razor: Well, that, and your friend, Megan pointed you out for me.
Me: -__- Thanks.
Razor: So, are you going to stop dodging the question and just answer already?
Me: Uh, uh, uh, yeah, uh, uh-
Razor: **raises eyebrow**
Me: I'M SORRY BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY NO!

The entire class stopped talking and stared at me. Well, shoot.

Me: UH, UH, NO, I DON'T WANT TO EAT YOUR CONFECTION
Class and Razor: ???
Me: **loud, awkward laughing**

The class continued to stare at me. I continued to laugh.

They eventually looked away, but not before they shot me thousands of questioning looks and glares.

Razor: What was that all about?
Me: **deep breath** Okay, uh, sorry Razor, but I'm not looking for a boyfriend right now.
Razor: **smile** Can I ask why?
Me: I just don't have the time for it right now.
Razor: So, you may have time for it in the future?
Me: Huh? I mean, maybe, I guess-
Razor: Then I'll wait for you in the future.
Me: Wait, huh? What, wait, huh?!
Razor: ^-^
Me: O///O <-- Is that how they draw blushing? BECAUSE I WAS BLUSHING

Razor: Anyway, at the dance, why did you say I gave you a confection?
Me: Uh... B-Because I love confections! So, uh, I was hoping you could give me one.
Razor: **raises eyebrow**
Me: Hehehe......
Razor: Okay...? Are you sure about that?
Me: Obviously.
Razor: If you say so-
Me: OKAY, FINE, I'LL TELL YOU! It's because I didn't want anyone to know that you...
Razor: That I...?

CANT THIS GUY TAKE A HINT

Me: The only thing you spoke to me about at the dance...
Razor: Oh! That I confe-
Me: YES, YOU GAVE ME A CONFECTION.
Razor: o.O **laughs**
Me: What?
Razor: Why don't you want anyone to know what I told you?
Me: It's... Complicated.

Hm... Courtney and Megan will be after my head...

Oh, and half the school will question why I wasn't his girlfriend because I obviously won't be able to get a boyfriend on my own.

Razor: How so?
Me: So complicated that I don't feel like explaining it to you.
Razor: You're very good at avoiding a question.
Me: It's a gift.
Razor: That was sarcasm. How was is it complicated? I like you, and I don't have a problem with other people knowing.
Me: Yeah, but it would cause a huge commotion.
Razor: Does that matter?
Me: It does.
Razor: Why?
Me: Uh... Because...

THe bell rings.

Me: Oh! There's the darn bell! Well, bye! See you tomorrow or whenever!
Razor: Hey, wait-

I zoooomed out of there.

WHAT JUST HAPPENED. I skipped math class and Home ec in the bathroom, sitting in a stall.

I was writing in you the entire time, so be grateful D:<

Okay, half the time I was writing in you, and the other half was contemplating what happened.

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL

SHOULD I LIKE HIM

BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A BOYFRIEND

UGH WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DRAMA

27. Last Page!

[Alygian]

That teacher seems a lot like one of mine that I have XD

We had a lesson and test about all of her ex boyfriends and how they were absolute jerks dumping her without a reason. Even though she was a creep and was really possesive over them, but of course there's nothing wrong with that XD