Things That Amuse You (New rules, please read!)

[nyacinth]

You are a cat. A carnivore only. Banana bread is not for you.

3 out of 4 of my cats love salad and vegetables. They claw most veggies from your hands if you're holding it, like they do with meat pfft ouo
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[18:20] [Gigglepox] WE R GAHTERED
[18:20] [Gigglepox] 4 A FUNERAL
[18:20] [Elsaplays] *cri*
[18:20] [Cloudyq] Is she alive still?
[18:20] [Loveleygem] * gives minty a cookie * C:
[18:20] [Mintymocha] *dead noises*
[18:21] [Gigglepox] we are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at mintys dead body* couldn't keep alive
[18:21] [Mintymocha] omg
[18:21] [Elsaplays] i didnt know the dead made noises lol

[Atheon]

i need sleep

[broker]

whenever I'm in a grumpy mood people seem to pester me more =v=
maybe it's because it's just more noticeable
but I could almost swear that God is testing my patience

[horrorfiilms]

I'M CRYING

[detective who.]

I may have three job options within the next two weeks.
What a change from last summer, when no-one wanted to hire me, ehehe.

[star star.]

i woke up at 4:48 am this morning and i haven't crashed yet.
whooooo
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where is my dad.
he's supposed to be bringing home hot dogs.
why does that amuse me
my dad brought home the hotdogs & i ate six
i'll probably regret it in the morning. oh well. cx
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the gif in castiel+bright star's sig amuses me to no end

[Simplistic Beauty]

That I thought an ice cream flavor said Lynch instead of what it actually said, which was Lychee.
(You know you've been in a fan base too long when..)

I also find it amusing how me and my mom had the exact same thought at the same time.

[zoomzoombadaboom]

At first I was like "What the heck is Sonic the Hedgehog?"

Now I'm like "HOW THE HECK DID I LIVE WITHOUT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG?"

*I say, while I listen to a thirty minute long video of music from it for the second time*

Sonic is life, y'all. You have learned a very important lesson. Sonic is life.

[J-Hope]

Someone on ask asked "onion?"

& I replied with "I have layers, I make everyone cry, & I smell bad. c:" ( the gum brand Layers lmao )

I think I just proved to everyone why I am an onion whoops.

[Scarlet Janefox]

I'm dying