1000 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART

[parker;]

2507: Bring your cat and make it do this to a vacuum

[KingPyre]

2508
Get as many people as you can to dress up as different pokemon, then whenever two or more pokemon meet, a pokemon battle starts. Bonus if you can make the actual pokemon noises.

[when_darkness_falls]

2509
ride the bikes, with foam swards and pretend your in a lancing tornamant

[parker;]

2510: Start running around and yell "SAO IS ON SALE!!!! IT COME WITH NERVEGEAR!!!" and make sure your wearing a helmet that looks like NerveGear and have a plastic sword you poke people with

[xXCrunkcakezXx]

2511
Occupy Walmart. Nuff said.

[Jotakira]

Aggresively stroke someone's hair, then when they protest, ask them where they've been all your life. Run away and repeat until you're banned from the shop.

[bugbaby]

Opening a bag of dog food, then eating some

[StarScream12]

opening food packages and spilling them all over

[løwkey lawnmøwer.]

2515.
Get a group of people, wear weird masks such as horse masks, unicorn masks, etc and get fake swords. Get everyone in the group to get a bag or bottle of something, now corner one of the customers and spill all of your bags/bottles of things on them and then start hitting them with the fake swords.

[storm coming.]

2516
Open up a bag of diapers and putting them on peoples heads.