Also, not all the pets people have entered are included in this post, sorry! But I'll try to include them next sorting post, or the next school post at least.
I packed my school bag, And watched Silver and Dream 'sneaking' into it because they wanted to come ready for the new school nightmare.
I was almost ready until Calicocoa RUDELEY snatched this apple pancake away from me.
Calicocoa: Hey what's this? Pfft... a diary? Or a random food or something like every teenager these days?
Me: Hey, I bet you don't know this buuuuut, Logs, Potatoes, Potato chips, Blueberries, Blueberry cupcakes, and Waffles are the latest fad~
I snatched the apple pancake from her and put it in my bag.
Calicocoa: Aaand?
Me: Pianos are secretly pineapples /)(o3o)/)
Calicocoa: Kay um... I'm just gonna keep my distance from you... -Steps 4 steps away from me-
I created a large wave of water splashing towards Calicocoa, blasting her away from me even more, what? I'm just helping o3o
Calicocoa: Hey! What was that for? -.-
Me: Ever heard of a paratoin?
Calicocoa: Yes I have. -.-
Then she blasted fire at me, lucky I dodged O.O
Me: AHHHH ASSDAIJKDSIKJOLDFSXOKIFDIJOKFD WHAT THE?!?!??!
Calicocoa: Being a paratoin has been in our family blood for centuries, your parents were paratoins, mine been paratoins, grandparents, yep, we all have powers. -Looks at non-existent watch- C'mon! Were late for school!
Me: Kay.
Later...
When we (Me, Calicocoa, Gold and Cookz) got to school, the principal came and greeted us, he was wearing a obviously fake giant purple AND SPARKLEY moustache, he didn't wear a dress atleast. I didn't take a photo of him, but he is a fox, not a dog just so you know. WAIT, MALE PRINCIPALS WEARING DRESSES?!? WHAT KIND OF A SICK MIND DO YOU HAVE?! Seriously, I've been to a school with a principal, who is a male but he wore a dress... Why do you keep changing shades of purple? Cus it's hard to memorize which purple is which...? You've gotta be kidding me.
Principal: -Waves giant purple sparkley moustache around- HELLO, I SEE YOU ARE WITH SOME NEW STUDENTS, CALICOCOA, COME WITH ME SO WE CAN GET TO THE HALL FOR DIAMOND TO SORT YOU, TA TA!
Me, Gold and Cookz:...
Calicocoa: You get used to it -Shrugs-
We were taken to the hall, and this girl greeted us, the Queen bee, Diamond. No offense, but she looks like a clown with all that make up...
(**Authors note: I'm still looking for the purple glamour wig for her, then her dressup is complete**)
Diamond: K, like, name and like, interests? Also, your fur is like, the wrong like, shade of purple.
Me: Dakota, and I like chocolate, chocolate, video games, coffee and reading, and hard books, to throw at people also, MY FUR IS BLUE, NOT PURPLE!
Diamond: Nerds. And blue IS a shade of purple, and blue is like, the worst shade of purple. NEXT!
What is wrong with her? Blue isn't a shade of purple! Is it?
Anyway, I went to the nerds and Gold was next.
Gold: Gold, and shopping, fashion, being coo-
Diamond: Ew, I would have like, put you in populars, but you like, talked before me so your like, in outcasts.
Gold: WHAT?!? NO!
Diamond: NEXT!
She stormed away to the outcasts, Calicocoa was there too.
Cookz was up next...
Diamond: Like, excuse me? Are you like, at the wrong, like, school? Go back to like, the primary like, school.
Cookz: In case you are stupid, I have PPS, meaning Peter pan syndrome, I look like I'm 9 but I'm really 13, by the way, I am Cookz, no that does not mean Cookie, it's just Cookz. Cookie is the author of this whole thi-
Diamond: Nerd. NEXT!
Cookz walked over to me
Cookz: Can I kill her?
Me: Sure, WAIT WHAT?!?
Diamond: Like, name and like, interests?
Taylor: Taylor and-
Diamond: Like, you like, look fab, like, go to the like, populars!
Taylor: Uh... ok?
Diamond: NEXT!
Dia: (Calling her Dia for short) You like, look so fab! Name and interests?
Aluia: I am Aluia Athuoná and-
Dia: Like, weird name but to da populars for like, looking so fab! NEXT!
Rude! Doesn't give them a chance to talk, only judging by looks!
Wait, she wears blue, but got into populars and Dia said to me it's the "wrong shade of purple" ?!?
Dia: Hmm?-Bashes eyelashes-
Matrix: What are you doing?Also, I'm Matrix
Dia: JOCKS!
Matrix: What? But I'm a girl...
Dia: WHAAAAAAAT?!?Anyway, still jocks, I'm too lazy to figure out what other group to put you in. >.> NEXT!
Matrix: -Goes to the jocks while muttering "Stupid snooty stuck up make up addicted clown... thing."-
Dia: Like, what is like, your name and like, your like, interests?
Lunera: Magic,-
Dia: MAGIC?!? Your like, so weird, magic is like, not real, and your fur is like, the colours don't like, go together, pink, and yellow with BLUE?!? Like, seriously, go to the like, outcasts!
Lunera: Okay but... News flash! You don't judge others by their fur, and how many times have you said the word "like" anyway?!?
Dia: Next!
Staring at Dia from a long distance, I knew I couldn't just watch her just judging by looks, I shrugged, I crept up on her before the next animal was sorted.
Dia: K if you were like, paying attention, you like, know the like, drill.
???: Yeah. I totally know the drill.
Dia: Like, excuse me? Outcasts!
Shima: You didn't even ask my name? Your totally smart. Anyways I'm Shima.
Dia: Just go to the outcasts!
Me: -Pokes Dia- HELLO!
Dia: Like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me: Scared? ewe
Everyone:
Dia: Like, no, you like, startled me. Anyway, like, everyone has been like, sorted now, so like-
???: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FORGOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
This girl came running out of nowhere.
(**Authors note: This pet is from a friend of mine on Transformice, who is a COPPA player here so she messaged her form to my messages on the TFM forums.**)
Dia: ... ._. Like, name and like, interests?
Amber: Ambeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh I like your fluffy thing around your neeeeeeeeeeckkkkkk woahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh And why do you say the word 'like' all the timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???????????????????
Dia: Like, outcats. Now.
Amber: Oooooooooooohhhhhhh okayyyyyyy are you a fortune teller or something that decides my fate in schoooooooooooooooooooool?! :OOOO And woahhhhh that's a lot of make upppppppppppppppp
These two little animals, Amber's pets I presume dragged her by the tail to the outcasts.
Whew. That's everyone, gotta go now, to class, my first class: Maths. UGHHHHH
MATHS IS EVIL.
THOSE SUMS SERIOUSLY MESS UP MY BRAIN!
Byeeeeeeeeee
