THIS IS NOT A DIARY, IT IS A VENUS FLYTRAP! Original Sequel!

[Baylin]

(Guys please stop spamming the Venus fly trap, there is a diary fan club so you can post there. Gizmo has been on hiatus, usually she does during the school year.)

[GizmoTheDragon]

Dear Venus fly- oh, you should know your name by now. If you don't then you have a serious identity crisis, and that's something I can't help you with.

So you're probably wondering what the rest of the musical was like, am I right? Well, I have to make this quick - the situation I'm writing in right now is really, really weird. I don't have time to hold the power of withheld knowledge over your head. So, this was how the rest of the play went.

NARRATOR: Hello, and welcome back to the second half of Midnight the Musical. I hope you enjoyed our refreshments and realized that true love a figment of our imaginations, I know I did. -_- Now, we left off with Stella finding out that Edmund was a shadow Demon. But in a moment of lustful naiveté - and, with a touch of stupidity - she decided to date him anyway. Of course, their relationship got to perhaps the most awkward part any teenage relationship can reach *pause* No, it's NOT what you're thinking, you sickos. It's the part where they meet each others families... -Petal
STELLA: OMG, I can't believe we've stayed together for eight and a half hours, Edmund <3 This is the longest lasting relationship I've ever had. :D -Sora
EDMUND: All of your relationships have been shorter than eight and a half hours? -Asa
STELLA: Yeah. Is that a bad thing? Oh, please don't tell me it's a bad thing. D: -Sora
EDMUND: No, it's not a bad thing. Just don't mention that when you meet my family. -Asa
STELLA: OMG, will they judge me? ): I don't want them to judge me. -Sora
EDMUND: They won't judge you? Stella, you're a girl crazy enough to date an inherently evil being. Of course they're going to judge you -Asa
STELLA: OMG, you just called me crazy! >:( I'm so mad at you! -Sora
EDMUND: What? I didn't mean to mean to insult you. -Asa
STELLA: We are so over. You're a jerk D:< -Sora
EDMUND: Whoa! I said I was sorry, didn't I? And- -Asa
STELLA: *tackle hugs* AWWWWW! What a gentleman! :D You said you're sorry! -Sora
EDMUND: STELLA! DON'T HUG ME, I'M DRIVING A CAR RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRASH! -Asa
STELLA: AWWWWW! What a gentleman! :D You're so concerned for my safety! *tackle hugs again* -Sora
NARRATOR: And, due to Stella's affectionate stupidity, the car swerved off of the road, burst into a ball of flames, and they both slowly burned to death. :) -Petal
(OFFSTAGE) AUDIENCE: *gasps* What? WHO ENDS A PLAY LIKE THIS?!
(OFFSTAGE)TEACHERFACE: *hisses at petal* Hey, that's not how this ends! -Teacherface
NARRATOR: *laughs* Oh, calm down. That's not how this really ends. :P What kind of romance story would it be then? Anyway, the car DID crash, but somehow both of our pathetic heroes lived.... -Petal
STELLA: Edmund! You're such a horrible driver! I'm total mad at you again! -Sora
EDMUND: *mutters* Oh, Avian above, why did I have to get a girlfriend? Next time, I should just get a goldfish. I'll be much better off. -Asa
STELLA: WHAT did you just say?!?!?! -Sora
EDMUND: Errrr- nothing.... -Asa
STELLA: AWWWWW! What a gentleman! :D You lie to me just to keep the peace! *tackle hugs* -Sora
EDMUND: O_O I'll never understand women. -Asa
NARRATOR: Well, before Stella could sink into more levels of female-romance-protagonist pathetic-ness, our villains decided to make an appearance. They were, of course, shadow demons as well. -Petal
VILLLAINESS: Mwahahahaha! Time to suck the souls out of ridiculous teenage girls! -Raynee
VILLAIN: *smiles darkly* I've waited my entire life for a moment like this. -Epitaph
VILLLAINESS: That's....creepy. -Raynee
VILLAIN: Shhhh. Don't ruin my moment. I'm soaking in the villainy. -Epitaph
STELLA: Hey, who the heck are you?! -Sora
VILLLAINESS: Uhhhh... Wow, this is awkward? *turns to Villain* Do we have names? -Raynee
VILLAIN: No. we're villains. We're too cool for names -Epitaph
STELLA: *le-gasp*
VILLLAINESS: Honey, you should've seen this coming. You don't have a half-hearted teenage romance without something trying to break you up. In your case, that's us. -Raynee
EDMUND: What? That's so stupid! -Asa
VILLAIN: No one cares, so please excuse me while I suck out your girlfriend's soul and use it to fuel my eternal life. -Epitaph
STELLA: Yeah, Edmund, don't be rude! Wait - what's this about my soul? O_O -Sora
VILLAIN: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!1....!!! Now nothing can stop me from achieving WORLD DOMINAAAAAAAATION! -Epitaph
(OFFSTAGE) Hey! *whisper-shouts* That's not in the script! -Teacherface
VILLAIN: To heck with your script! I'm getting WOOORRRLLLLD DOMINAAAAAAATIONNNNN! -Epitaph
NARRATOR: I get the vague idea he isn't talking in character anymore. -Petal
Who needs a character when you have WOOOOORRLLLLD DOMINAAAAAATIOOOOONNNNN! -Epitaph
(OFFSTAGE) *rolls eyes* You know, the finer things in life - books, movies, REAL theatrical productions. -Sammich
Hush! Now, due to the uncontrollable amount of sorrow in the room I will feed off of your negativity, absorb our souls, and finally attain WORLD DOMINAAAAAAATIOOOOOOOON! -Epitaph
You need new hobbies, bruh. -Sammich
Wait, how exactly to you plan on doing this? Are you in character, or do you really suck out souls? -Sora
*laughs maniacally* You uncovered my plans too late! Mwaahahhaha! Now I shall SUCK OUT YOUR SOUUULLLLLL! -Epitaph
0_0 *stares* -Sora
*cough**cough* What I mean is, I'm going to SUCK OUT YOUR SOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLL!-Epitaph
0_0 *stares* -Sora
*scowl* A-hem, SUCK OUT YOUR SOOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Epitaph
0_0 *stares* -Sora
.........SUCK OUT YOUR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!-Epitaph
0_0 *stares* Umm.. is that like some kind of cue or something? Are we back in character? -Sora
SUCK OUT YOUR- *coughs* UGGHHH! Why isn't this working? -Epitaph
Because sucking out souls is physically impossible? Maybe that throat tickle has something to do with it. You might want to get that checked out. -Sora
No, I mean... aren't you the least bit sad? Didn't you get your Valentines today?-Epitaph
No- WAIT! -Sora

Suddenly, it all made sense! Those Valentines weren't form the kindness of Delphi's heart! She was delivering them to the wrong people, purposely making them sad so Epitaph could suck out their souls! All int he name of world dominaaaaatttiooooon! (sorry, I can't say it the same way ever again. Thanks Epitaph >_>)

*walks on stage* Come on, Epitaph! Did you have to give it away?! -Delphinium
HA!! I knew it! I KNEW SHE WAS EVIL! *jumps up and down* What can I say? I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*shrugs* Doesn't do you any good now. Now that everyone's sad, me and Epitaph get to RUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLEEEEE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLD! -Delphinium
Hey! I thought we agreed on world domination! It sounds much cooler! -Epitaph
But ruling the world is so cliché and- -Delphinium
Wait, wait, wait! Back up a little! Okay, you guys aren't ruling the world, and I'm going to fix this all right now. -Sora
We can't let you do that. -Epitaph
Just watch me. :| -Sora
OH SNAP! Need ice for that burn!? -Sammich

You know how I said I make a pretty good matchmaker? It was time to put those skills to the test. All I needed to do was make an example of a few people, and everyone would realize the scam.

Okay, so where should we start? Okay, Petal, get your but on stage! -Sora
(from backstage) You are not dragging me out there! -Petal
No, but Asa will. Right, Asa? -Sora
*sighs* Fine. *goes backstage and drags out Petal*-Asa
Hey! You can't drag me out here against my will! -Petal
He can, and he did a pretty good job of it. Okay, so the point is, you two like each other. Obviously. We have been watching your awkward relationship for the past two hours of this play. Now, why are you two fighting? -Sora
We like each other? Funny, she seemed really disinterested after she sent a love note to another guy.-Asa
Hey! I did not! YOU are the one who sent one to someone else! -Petal
No I didn't! -Asa
Then who did? Your imaginary friend?! -Petal
Okay, I rest my case. Go backstage you two. -Sora
But we still haven't figured out what's- -Asa
Yeah, yeah, give it time, you'll both know in a couple minutes. Now, MORGAN AND KAI, GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE! -Sora
(from backstage) Uhhh... I'd rather not! -Kai
(from backstage) You can't make me! -Morgan
Oh, I'm sure we can. LELIANA! AHI! BRING THEM DEAD OR ALIVE!
(from backstage) Woohooo! This is my calling in life!-Leliana
Can we bring them slightly singed? -Ahi
Oh! Just get them out here! -Sora
**Kai and Morgan are brought on stage bound and gagged**
That was quick. But for the love of Totoro, ungag them! -Sora
Fine, I understand. Hearing them scream is the best part >:) -Leliana
0_0 Thank you, have a nice day. NOW, let's address the elephant in the room - YOU TWO ARE PERFECT FOR EAHC OTHER! -Sora
What? -Kai
Ha! Your'e funny, now LET ME GO! -Morgan
These two are the perfect example of the epidemic in this school. Did any of you receive suspicious valentines? -Sora
What does it matter? You're holding me hostage! -Morgan
For once, I agree. Please, just make your point. -Kai
Ugh, fine! HERE'S the point: DELPHINIUM IS EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. She delivered the valentines to all the wrong people to make you hate each other so she could have WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLD DOMINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN! -Sora
You mean that only gets one exclamation point? -???
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Sora (vocalizing a series of 111 exclamation points because I'm that awesome... wow, that gave me de ja vu)
*whirls dramatically* Raven! I knew we'd meet again. Are you here to settle the score? -Epitaph
*laughs* Actually, I think my girl did that quite well. -Raven
YOUR girl? And excuse me, I think I'm saving the day quite well without your help. -Sora

Though I tried to deny it, something definitely seemed familiar about him. Did I fall in love with creepy, dark, homicidal weirdos in a past life? Sure, there was something very attractive about him, something aside from his pupil-less eyes, tendency to creep up on me while I wasn't expecting it, and very uncanny resemblance to the guy who wants to suck out my soul. There is definitely something attractive there. But then again, am I really the type to go for the dark, mysterious, possible ex-convict bad boy? Probably.

You have a habit of saving the world without my help, did you know that? -Raven
How would I? I don't remember you. Now excuse me while I continue saving the world. -Sora
*grabs my arm* No need for that. You've done enough. It's time for you to come home. -Raven
Home? What's home? How do you home? -Sora
You'll remember soon. -Raven

I pondered this seriously, did I trust Raven to take me anywhere? Was this dark, ambiguous, possibly homicidal stranger REALLY going to take me home? Was I really convinced that he wasn't going to kidnap me, murder me in an alley, and leave me stuffed under the mattress in a seedy hotel somewhere?

Okay. Lead the way! :D -Sora
Okay. Just write this all down first. You have a diary, if I remember, and you might not remember this in a little while. You'll need to remember -Raven

He's waiting with me now. As soon as I finish writing this, he's going to take me back. Not that I remember where 'back' is, but I'm sure he'll tell me. I suppose this entire story probably has a big moral - most stories do. At least I can leave knowing that everyone here is now either happily in love with each other or happily single or happily causing as much trouble as they can. Epitaph and Delphi are in a world of trouble (and she was evil! I was right! Sorry... had to point that out again.) But screw morals. I can think of those later. I have bigger things to worry about.

I'm going home.

[trees |-/]

GIZMOOOOO WHYYYYY

[abxy]

yay *claps*
You know what should've happened?
VILLAIN:You're kind-of cute. But still ridiculous and stupid.
Stella:AWWWWWWWWWWWW What a gentleman! You called me cute and are a meanie! *tackle-hugs*

that totally should've happened

[trees |-/]

Wait, is it over now?

[TheFabulousHorse]

Will there be a second sequel?!

[trees |-/]

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this can't be the end

[GizmoTheDragon]

Thanks guys :3 To answer question: A.) Yes, this is the end of the Venus Flytrap, and B.) Of course there's going to be a sequel! xD

[zoocyte]

Rest in Pieces Peace Venus Flytrap, you will always be remembered..
I can't wait for the second sequel! This is going to be fun cx

[emoji movie]

Gizmo, you've caused a global CS phenomena.

There are so many of these all around the writing section.